Cashew will get his revenge by chewing off the foot of that FBI dude.

And Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!

My sailboat sank a little bit east of Australia. I think we were five miles Shia La Great Rarier Beouf.

Sure, AVCLUB, we all love Donal Logue and his addition to this show makes a somewhat shaky premise much more intriguing, but doesn't the addition of John Wesley Shipp to the Flash pilot also warrant a mention? Flash meets Flash, man!

Does that really fit, though? Mental illness, bipolar disorder I'm guessing, doesn't really seem to be a stereotyped trope, as far as I'm aware, and the boyfriend was implied to be a good guy who brought stability to that family. Also, it's not as if any dad has come off well on this show. John is kind of a bigot and…

The most obvious "not going where we think it is" option is that Tank winds up being gay and his discomfort with what Bay said is more about dealing with who he is rather than with her feelings/lack of feelins. This sets up a parallel Renzo/Kathryn and Bay/Tank set of stories. It also sets up a John story where he has…

That was my first thought reading this article. Seth Morris should be in more of everything.

Oh, please, please, please Gods of the AV Club add this to next summer's Undercover set list. Get GWAR and Eef Barzelay to team up on that.

I contend that seasons 1-5 are great with seasons 2 and 3 being almost perfect television. I can't really fault the Super Bowl episode, because most shows tend to go super broad and over the top for Super Bowl episodes, like Prince showing up on New Girl, for instance. But, once Sabre comes into play, it's a steep,…

I'm pretty sure that's a picture of a Keegan-Michael Key character.

The Coast Guard is looking for him with Patient Eyes.

Or Maya Angelou. She knows why the caged bird bobs and weaves.

Oh, man, that guitar scene was so icky. For just a second, when Callie was talking about him moving in, I thought Brandon was about to have a realization that his obsession with Callie and her desperate need for male approval, caused I think by the loss of her father to prison and compounded by the creepy dudes she…

The book won't, I promise. The Human Comedy is one of my favorite books and Saroyan one of my favorite authors. His Short Drive, Sweet Chariot is also a fantastic book. The Human Comedy is a very sweet, very humane book about growing up and dealing with loss and love and it's a book I've given as a gift at least 10…

Bones Bones Bones Bones.. Bones.. Bones.. Bones.. Bones.. Bones
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
When there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
When Bones comes for you, when Bones comes for you
And whatcha gonna do
When there ain't no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)

That's the one!

Oh, it's definitely not the best season. I might be being a little more generous then you with it. I really hated everything about Sabre, so that might be coloring my opinion of 6 and 7 a bit, but I would say it's close to 6, which had the Clip Show episode, which was maybe the most disappointingly lazy thing the show…

No.

No.

Pretty spot on. I'd say season 1, sans pilot, is really good and better than people remember. Seasons 2 too is a near perfect season of TV and seasons 3,4,5 are, for the most part, legitimately great television. Season 6 and 7 are okay. There are good episodes here but the Sabre arc was lifeless. The death of Dunder…