It also has the Alliance, Basketball and Health Care. The only stinker, really, is the pilot. Copying it almost word for word from the original was such a huge miscalculation, I'm surprised it didn't derail the series. The quality leap once they started writing original episodes is startling. It also gave us Count…

She dated Gary?

Ditto on four which was really well served by the narrative focus the campaign gave it. Also, it had maybe my favorite all time Parks episode, The End of the World. It's the one I could, and have, watched on repeat. Fancy Party comes a close second.

They're not even allowed to promote it in Russia.

Google Street view of Telperion and Laurelin before Melkor and Ungoliant killed them or GTFO.

This show is about that time America was under siege, just like that Steven Segal movie. What was it called?

Holy shit. A thread full of Hoosier theater kids. It's like I'm getting ready to do a Neil Simon play all over again.

I am the one who knocks on Frankie's skull for sleeping with Ginny and not calling her back? What an idiot.

Rent came out at just the right time for a theater kid like me to become enthralled by it. Even now, it's hard for me to hate it because, despite it's many flaws, I have a fairly deep emotional connection to the material based on who I was, what I was doing, and what my life was at the time it became a big deal. And,…

None of these mention the real end of the world, when the 25 ft tall lizard god Zorp the Surveyor will come to Earth and cleanse it with his fiery volcano mouth. On the plus side, all of our faces will be melted off and used as fuel for his rocket ships.

If the Beatles are Ikea bookshelves, then the books those shelves hold up are a set of Encyclopedias entitled Every Rock Band That Followed the Followed the Beatles. I personally like other bands more from that era more, The Rolling Stones and the Who are much more my taste, but the Beatles are ubiquitous precisely…

His name is George Glass and he's from Canada.

Set MacFarlane: Egypt's god of Violence, Cartoons and Violent Cartoons.

Also, doesn't Rake seem like Jeff Winger Begins. So, in a way, is this Kinnear's revenge for McHale taking over his spot on the Soup?

You know what Chevy stands for, right? Fix Or Repair Daily. My dad told me that.

M-O-O-N. That spells moon!

Having never watched Gunsmoke and not being familiar with its characters, I misread the title of that album as Gunsmoke's Fetus Sings and Talks About Dodge City and Stuff. I was trying to imagine how a talking and singing fetus fit into a western and couldn't wrap my brain around it.

If you're reading On the Beach, wouldn't that be a Nevil Shute novel?

There are clearly some Chopped fans on the New Girl writing staff.

Canadian Club and Earl Grey Tea are the PERFECT combination for Hot Toddies. I've found this after a LOT of experimentation.