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If I recall correctly, it's implied (or maybe even outright stated) somewhere in the books that Tywin was always suspicious of the Mad King having a boner for his wife, but I'd also buy it as just a mental mix-up on Hodor's part. For one, why would he even have access to information like that on the same show that

Well, there is not a lot of fiber in the average Westeros diet.

Well, I think part of the idea is that Bran is now a super-freaky magic weirdo who doesn't understand hu-man emotions anymore, but that idea has only been semi-successfully seeded earlier in the series.

I mean, The Expanse is pretty good.

The AV Club except every time someone comments it's the script to Bee Movie.

Raiders is, I think, essentially a perfect movie. It's no shame to not live up to perfection.

I miss the days when action heroes all had names like John Matrix or Max Walker, or "Dutch", and also they all spoke with incomprehensibly thick European accents despite being native-born Americans.

She and Dan Aykroyd would have an awful lot to talk about.

Temple of Doom feels like if The Goonies starred a full-grown man.

I mean, I agree, but the scene on the zeppelin needed another pass or two at the script level. It never plays well for me when I watch it- I'm always antsy for it to get to the next scene.

I think the relationship stuff between Indy and his dad on the zeppelin where they're just talking about their past doesn't play well at all. I much prefer the rest of the movie's approach of thrusting them each into various dangerous scenarios and highlighting the similarities and differences in their respective

Oh I mean, I like Last Crusade. It's got lots of great stuff in it, but I just think there's also some stuff that's a little less great, which I couldn't say about Raiders.

Yeah, I watched it pretty recently too and I think it and Temple of Doom are a lot closer in terms of quality than is generally acknowledged.

False, I am his beloved aunt.

Karl Urban was a great Marcus Brody.

George thinks we should just walk past this green screen here, then stand on these marks so we can get some shot-reverse-shot to spice things up.

Also Hot Take: I've liked Shia LaBeouf in everything I've seen him in, including Crystal Skull. I think he's a pretty good actor with some unfortunate personal issues.

That bit where he just points at one of the Super Vampires is, like, the second-best part of the movie.

Ok, I'm going to watch them in 10-minute installments once a week until they're done. I'll keep you updated.

I will never forgive Blade II for killing Donnie Yen offscreen without even giving him a completely baller fight scene (which, admittedly, would have absolutely overshadowed Wesley Snipes and that's probably why they did it).