Ok fair point, I never did see Devil's Backbone.

Look, I'm not saying I dislike Del Toro- far from it! It's just that his stories are brick-stupid vehicles for his second-to-none visual imagination.

FACT: Pan's Labyrinth is the only movie he's done that had anything resembling a halfway acceptable story.

Yeah I'm not sure there's a more hilarious dichotomy between two distinguished old English actors than John Hurt and Ian McMotherfuckingShane.

Meh. The original Hellboy movies were fine. They looked great, but Del Toro's never been a particularly strong storyteller (with a few exceptions), so I'm fine with a new direction.

I myself like to repeat the chirpy "…and me!" that concludes the introduction to every episode of Ree Drummond's The Pioneer Woman cooking show, aka Shitkickers For Dinner.

HOT DAMN IT'S THE SOGGY BOTTOM BOYS

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my hamburger where the buns have been replaced with deep-fried chicken tenders.

It's Technically Food! 6:30pm, Wednesdays, The Cooking Channel

I have a weird fondness for Paul Hollywood, but maybe that's just because he seems somehow ineffably American in a way I can't quite put my finger on. Or maybe it's the way he resembles what I imagine the results of a teleporter accident involving Jerry O'Connell and Guy Fieri would be.

"There are a number of guys running around saying they are me. They are not."

Please don't disparage the noble nacho. Disparaging the nacho is a bootable offense.

I wonder what his breath smelled like*

Yeah he's really been a great distraction from watching the health care bill collapse like an overbaked soufflé.

This guy's life is like the moment in Goodfellas when Joe Pesci is going into that house all smiles because thinks he's gonna be a made man.

I think the word is just that moment from Invasion of the Body Snatchers when Donald Sutherland points and screams inhumanly.

Honestly, he seems a little over the top!

If nothing else, he's gotten the words "cock" and "fuck" in the New York Times, which not even Trump could do, so, uh…he's got that goin' for him?

I mean, I think the intent is to frighten the reporter with the loss of their source? But…like, if they give up the source, they'd lose it anyway so…it's… a pointless and empty threat that makes him look like a clown?

Hey, uh, I dunno how anyone else feels, but this guy seems like a fucking maniac.