Scarecrow sells cheap drugs- that's good!

I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas.

You're thinking of Batman Forever, which is a punishing slog. Batman & Robin is a good time for all.

Lockout! That movie is stupid fun. It's 100% just Die Hard in Space, but it's loaded with ringers who make it a blast to watch- Lennie James, Joseph Gilgun, friggin' Peter Stormare is in it. It's a good rainy Saturday afternoon movie.

Howard the Duck is pretty bad but it's more fun than people remember. That's what I like about Batman and Robin- it's fucking fun. Uma Thurman vamping it up all over the place, Freeze's atrocious puns, John fucking Glover as Jason Woodrue, Clooney smirking around while never wearing anything except a burgundy dressing…

I should be sent to THE COOLAH to CHILL AOWT.

I still get excited any time Guy Pearce turns up and it's entirely due to a lifetime of goodwill earned from L.A. Confidential and Memento.

I fucking love Dark Knight Rises, but I can fully appreciate that it's sort of a bad movie. It just works for me. Even though there's totally a bunch of stuff I kind of hate about it, I'd rather watch it than either of the other two Nolan Batman flicks (which are good, don't get me wrong).

I think there were more boring artists but they were all the nobodies who had to clumsily ape Jim Lee's style because it was the de facto Marvel house style in the '90s.

Kind of- he once stole Jean Grey's original Marvel Girl outfit and wore it around, and that was basically a shorty-short miniskirt. The art wasn't shy.

Mickey Avalon angrily tweets Randy Newman a photo of his dick

My father-in-law once listened to an audiobook on a cross-country road trip and couldn't stop talking about how its structure was really fascinating and it was so compelling to have to piece everything together and then he realized he'd had the CD player set to "random skip" the whole time.

The first thing I saw where I really noticed him was during his run on The Shield, wherein he fucking killed it.

This news makes me as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango!

Yes.

To be fair, his name is Robert.

Remember that Rocky movie where he fought a guy named Mason "The Line" Dixon? Is that the silliest possible name, or am I overlooking something?

Only semi-related, but people who are really into the Sonic the Hedgehog mythology make me feel kinda sad.

I think the thing is that nobody really gives a fuck what Seth MacFarlane's opinion is about pretty much anything.

I just looked it up and yeah wow that's basically the dictionary definition of a smirk.