In retrospect, perhaps we should have realized something was up when the robot's daily diagnostic reports output nothing but Virginia Woolf quotes.

It truly is a time of depravity and Godlessness.

"Cincinnati Chili" is basically just chili served on a pile of spaghetti noodles. It's a popular punching bag for the Deadspin food writers too. I've had it once and it's not the worst thing in the world, but I'd definitely rather choose either spaghetti or chili rather than trying to slap them together like some kind…

I'm more interested in how he keeps his beard at such an consistent, attractively-groomed medium length.

In all seriousness, I think a big part of Jon Snow's appeal is his name- it's simple and powerful-sounding, like the hero from an epic poem. It puts me in mind of that Umberto Eco article he wrote about the thematic power of the Peanuts comic strip wherein he also notes that Charlie Brown is always referred to by his…

I believe that, by the accepted template of Broadway musical adaptation titles, it should in fact be called Few!

And sometimes even then!

but he still expects Baldwin to “bust through TV screens and right into living rooms.”

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He gave that speech to Caitlin's brother whats-his-face to break the siege on the Riverlands and, personally, I think it's kind of debatable how much he really meant it. I think he's willing to lean into his reputation as a heartless bastard if it gets him the results he wants.

I kind of think Jamie's story in the books will/would have been very different from the show. Everything in the books indicates that he's breaking with Cersei much sooner than he seems to be on the show.

One of my favorite elements of the Hound's growth as a character is that, while he may be softening (to a degree), he's still a mean son-of-a-bitch. One of my favorite lines in the entire series is from just the end of the last season, when he finds Berric getting ready to hang the guys who attacked the sept Sandor…

I'm actually wearing my Thomas t-shirt today! And, of course, drinking from my 20th anniversary Thomas coffee mug.

Yeah, me too and that was kinda my problem with it.

"We've got Mel Gibson! What could go wrong?"

I watched it up until Van Sant made it entirely explicit that Norman was jerkin' it while watching Anne Heche in the shower and decided I didn't really want to watch it any more.

Yeah a friend tried to entice me into seeing it by telling me it was exactly like the animated version and I was like "but I've already seen it, then!"

You want to modernize Great British Bake-Off? Great. Two words for you: BOMB COLLARS.

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