They're going to run into Emma Watson in a different part of the internet.

Denizens of the internet are usually named things like "wetbutt23", "Mister Evil", or "Crow's New Hair".

It made about $350 million, so it did pretty well for itself even without your $15 (adjusted for inflation).

But Christian Bale is all the rage these days! He was Batman!

You hit the hard drive with a stick every time it does something you don't like.

Wow, Jigsaw's really changed.

Robert Kirkman really couldn't look any more like I imagine Robert Kirkman would look like.

For werecheetahs?

Is it a dating app for werewolves?

I thought Galifianakis was fine, but his voice seems really generic to me. He just sounds like some guy. I would have liked to see what Zouks could have done with that part. Michael Cera was legitimately good as Robin, though.

I just watched it for the first time a few days ago too, and while I mostly liked it, I was actually pretty disappointed by the cast list. It's just stacked a mile high with incredible ringers but they all get, like, one line apiece.

I just looked up the wikipedia of Armada and, uh, it sure sounds like a straight rip-off of Ender's Game, except without that pesky moral quandary.

I've had a number of people recommend it to me as something I'd really like and tried to get into it a few times and it just seems sort of…not good? I dunno, I certainly haven't given it a fair chance, but it seems a little insufferable.

As you might imagine, it's where the sun don't shine.

We at the AV Club do not advocate the cool crime of robbery.

"Bespoke live action graphics" almost makes sense, but "bespoke interlude" seems like it should actually be "spoken word". "Bespoke" means "custom-fit", like a handmade suit.

The Rep has been doing some pretty good work recently, so this might be fun!

He's not boring! He may be a liar, a pig, a boring idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!

I assume SJW here stands for "Satan Just Wins", which is a pretty cool and metal sentiment tbh.

I mean, tanning salons getting a tax break under Trump actually makes the most sense of anything so far.