Honestly, my enjoyment of the Punisher as a character is something I feel kind of guilty about sometimes. He's absolutely the epitome of all the worst possible interpretations of "superhero vigilantism", and often other people who are fans seem like embryonic mall shooters, but the best Punisher stories are also some…

Yeah, and I like that! I definitely recognize that it's not a permanently sustainable situation, but there are ways around that in the world of Marvel Comics- hell, at the end of the FrankenCastle arc, the Bloodstone healed him back to the prime of his youth, so they already had a workaround! I just don't know why…

Yeah, he died suddenly of appendicitis about a year ago. Goddamn shame.

I read the first trade, waiting to get the second. It's alright, but it felt a little half-baked in a way. I also don't really care for how they've aged Frank down to be an Iraq War vet rather than Vietnam (it's a plot point in this particular run).

Where are you? In WA, they have labels and dosage amounts on edible wrappers.

Have a couple more, friend.

Declan Shalvey and Jordie Bellaire’s cover for next week’s The Punisher #13

Justin Timberlake can't "accidentally" show everyone your boob on Kinja, though. Well, he could, but it might not get out of the greys.

Uh-oh, this guy doesn't like Bloodsport! KUMITE! KUMITE! KUMITE!

No, but one of them was in an X-Files episode if that helps.

If I actually had to guess, I'd say he likes it when the brothers bust each other's chops, because he likes it when people are in conflict. I would assume he likes Love It or List It even more, because those two hosts visibly detest each other.

They're Canadian! That's like being diverse, sort of.

The forest is already filled with rapist centaurs, you'd think they'd do something to keep the giant spider population under control.

The tree's purpose in life is to beat anything that comes near it to death, so naturally it's placed on school grounds with no fences around it. I believe the students are instructed to avoid it as much as possible.

I would win either way due to my incredible kung fu skills, so.

I mean, even then, that's still a better than 50% ratio, which most series don't even come close to.

Just like Monopoly!

I mean, to be fair, Jigsaw is a crazy murderer who is desperately trying to justify his own bloodlust. I don't think you should take anything he says very seriously.

Almost every movie in the Rocky franchise is worth watching in one way or another, imo. Either they're legitimately good, or they're entertainingly bonkers. 5 is the only real miss, I think.

"No, I mentioned the bisque."