Well, her official GOOP wood-finished combination colon/vagina cleansing apparatus is so heavily discounted that she's practically giving it away!

Of course not- I like to put it on in the background when I'm ready to CHILL AOWT.

Howard the Duck has the strength, speed, and agility of a duck the size of Warwick Davis, whereas Harvey Pekar has all the powers of an older man with cancer.

You can see a way better gyrocopter by watching You Only Live Twice, AND you get a whole bunch of racism thrown in for free!

My wife dislikes violent movies largely because when she was growing up, her dad would be like "there goes someone's dad…that was a beloved brother and son…whoops, that guy's kids are orphans now…" any time they watched an action movie.

And thank god for that! I'd hate for children to accidentally learn that violence can have consequences.

Very popular character, is Ladyhulk. There's also Redladyhulk as well, of course- she's not as popular.

We've got to give Howard the Duck a chance! Stop the divisiveness :(

I'm gonna throw a brick at the tv if it's fucking Johnny Depp again like in Fantastic Beasts or 21 Jump Street.

It's because of the name of the famous space probe- Vaginer 1

1. SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
2. PROTECT THE INNOCENT
3. UPHOLD THE LAW
4. (Classified) HACK INTO PHONES BELONGING TO CELEBRITIES

Watching Robocop for the first time must have been a very formative sexual experience for Piers.

The "Vulcan Conflict" is just a Federation euphemism for syphilis, like how the British used to call it the "French complaint".

I'd just like to say that I watched 21 Jump Street for the first time this weekend and it was great, so this news blows. Thank you for taking the time to read my internet comment.

OPTIMUS PRIME: IN TRUTH, THE REAL ALLSPARK WAS RIGHT HERE-

If this is your first night, you have to foo.

Fun fact- the name of the band refers to WWII-era reports of pilots encountering UFOs.

Hello, customer service? Yes, I hit ctrl-alt-Mamet and now my computer won't stop calling my wife a bitch?

OBI WAN: Let me tell you, uh, sit down, willya? Let me tell you about this-

Yeah, I think Lois calls for a certain flintiness that isn't always easy to find. Like, I think a young Karen Allen would have made a great Lois, but I'm having trouble thinking of anyone currently working who'd be a good fit.