She claims she's never "seen one so big before", yet the It's-It has been delighting the young and the young at heart for nearly fifty years! This woman is as unserious about her ice cream confections as she is about bestiality laws.

It's the one thing she and Stephen Colbert can agree on.

Honestly, the most disgusting part is that this poor woman has apparently never heard of an It's-It. before.

MY 24-INCH PYTHONS ARE TYPIN' OUT THESE GREAT COMMENTS, BROTHER, THANKS FOR COMIN' ON THE RIDE

I assume the strands are connected directly to the motor control centers of the man's brain.

Have you read any of David Feintuch's Seafort Saga books? It's been some years since I last picked them up, but they (especially the first one, Midshipman's Hope) were very much of that "Age of Sail, but in spaaaace!" genre. I recall quite liking them at the time.

THEY ALREADY ARE, BROTHER

Well, Disqus does charge them money for these comments, and Kinja is now proprietary to them, so just from a money standpoint alone it makes sense. Plus, as we all know, the AV Club staff hates the commenters and wants us to experience as much pain as they're capable of inflicting.

No, I don't think so. Scripts I've read from guys like Bendis, Brubaker, or even Gaiman now tend to be much more like screenplays or theater scripts. They maybe describe a certain amount of action, but mostly leave it up to the artist. As someone else mentioned, I think it mostly depends on the specific authors and…

It's the price he pays for somehow looking ok in those ridiculous little shorts back in the day.

Oh, I think it's probably been considered poor form since the invention of the famous Marvel Method of scripting (which was basically just Stan Lee yelling at Jack Kirby to make him a comic book), but I think Alan Moore has probably earned the benefit of the doubt from any artist he works with these days.

While Dave Gibbons does cite the Joker as an example of what they knew they didn't want, it's worth noting that The Comedian, like all the characters in Watchmen, was actually based on a Charlton Comics character. In this case, a guy called "Peacemaker", who was an ironically-named violent vigilante.

Yeah, all his scripts are really detailed. The script for the first issue of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen vol. 2 is included in the hardcover and it's absolutely dense as a brick, which is doubly surprising given that the issue itself contains almost zero dialogue. It's just incredibly minute descriptions of…

3.) Are we meant to understand that the simple act of washing its paws can truly render a rat -a rat- sanitary enough to prepare food fit for human consumption?

Once, when I was a summer camp counselor, we caught a kid making out with a tree. Maybe the producers were just trying to get some of that action going for you!

Well we elected you Fetish Judge for a reason! It's a lifetime appointment too, so better get crackin'.

A great Dane? Just like Mads Mikkelsen!

I mean, honestly, it seems like a pretty logical direction to take the series. Turn it into an adult-oriented horror/comedy to capitalize on the nostalgia of folks who grew up watching it but rightfully recognize now how repetitive and terrible it could be.

Check your lease, man, because you're living in [CENSORED]!

Like that device George Clooney has in his basement in Burn After Reading!