hope they could someday see the cleavage-heavy original cut, presumably thanks to a very particular fetish

You're thinking of the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, which is a different thing.

An Aeynthill.

I live right across from a Safeway, which has what I would consider to be pretty reasonable prices. I go to the nearby Fred Meyer if I want slightly higher-quality food for slightly higher prices. Whole Foods can suck my whole butt, though, their prices are beyond outrageous.

Buying near-expired meat at clearance prices from a notoriously amoral outlet? NOTHING COULD GO WRONG

His name is Fin! Like a shark! Oh how we laugh and laugh and laugh! We never sleep, we say. We say we’ll never die. We bow to the fiddlers and sashay backwards and throws back our heads and laugh deep in our throats and we are a great favorite!

The first one is baffling in that it somehow leeched all of Timothy Olyphant's charisma away and left a pale ghost wandering around onscreen.

The minor Jason Statham franchise "The Mechanic" is basically as good as a Hitman movie could ever hope to be. Even the Charlie Bronson original is halfway decent.

I actually liked Absolution well enough for what it was (basically a crazy grindhouse movie), but I'm eager to get the collected edition of the new Hitman for some more open-ended action.

Pardon, but I believe the AP style guide indicates that should be spelled "xXxTREEEME!"

Hey, they ever catch those Philly sonsabitches that smashed up the hitchhiking robot?

a Philadelphia ice cream parlor called Little Baby’s is causing a stir with its pizza-flavored ice cream

I think that's totally fair! There's absolutely fun to be found in really crunchy systems, but sometimes I'm in the mood to just hang out and try to go nuts, and for that Fate is really solid. It also helps that Fate is pretty easy to pick up, so you can play with people who might otherwise be intimidated by setting…

My commentary remains unretracted and unedited elsewhere in this comment section, but I may have given you a false impression of what I think about Sean Hannity through my own failure to communicate- if so, for that I apologize. Let me be clear- Hannity does spread misinformation. I do not agree with his positions or…

I definitely think Hannity is spreading misinformation, mate. I also think he probably believes it (and thus it is also his opinion), but that's because he's a lunatic. Anyway, have a good one!

For what it's worth, I 100% agree that The Forever War is superior to Starship Troopers in every single way.

Goddamn, you should work for a marketing department my friend.

Oh that's amazing. I really hope that one day Najib Razak woke up and was just like "you know what American movie I really liked? Dumb and Dumber. I DEMAND A SEQUEL."

Fate was a revelation to me the first time I actually played with it- specifically the way combat turns are handled really appeals to me. I haven't had a chance to try D6 Star Wars yet, though I'd really like to. I had a friend who wanted to run a game in it, but it sort of got fizzled out by life, as can happen.

So did Ferrell and Wahlberg fuck at the end of the last one, or is it not worth watching?