YOU'RE A DONKEY! YOU'RE A DONKEY! WHAT ARE YOU? [takes two pieces of white bread, holds them against either side of your head] YOU'RE AN IDIOT SANDWICH!

The one where he fires a gun while holding it upside down? I'm sorry, but that scene is baller and your friend's mom is a square.

Hey, violence is what built this great country! Nobody had ever even heard of sex until liberals invented The Pill in 1995!

If they can't handle how Jon Faverau talks as a fake movie chef, God help them when they hear how real chefs talk.

Well, I suppose if Satan were a repellent jerk, it'd be easy to avoid him. You need some way of indicating the allure of sin.

Yeah, if I recall correctly, they came damn close to ending the whole season early over it.

That, uh, seems probably in-line with the sentiments of a lot of the people who'd want this kinda thing, tbh.

In Soviet Russia, Appotovovich knocks up you!

In the clean version of A Few Good Men, Nicholson ordered the Mountain Dew Code Red.

Yipee-kay-yay, mother falcon!

MR PINK: Let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin's" about. It's about some nice lady who's a regular hug machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug, hug.

Oh man, I remember that. The crazy thing about that was the dude whose head got shaved (Marcel) actually was the "bad guy" of that season. That was just about Top Chef's lowest point.

In The Good Place, Adam Scott played a demon who was just a completely insufferable asshole.

That's pretty traditional for reality shows in general. Even cooking competition shows like Top Chef usually have one person who's "the asshole" every season.

That dipshit was just trying to get laid.

I was watching a movie with Rock Hudson last night and my wife couldn't figure out why he looked so awkward when he kissed a woman and I was like "well…"

"Welcome Aboard!"

Oh wow, that's a flashback.

the dog that mocks you and your pathetic NES Zapper

That crazy squealing sound they used in Doom for when doors opened pops up in movies from time to time. It's as distinctive to me as the Wilhelm scream.