So what does that make us?

Why should that guy care? He'll be dead in 50 years and it'll be some other loser's problem!

Yeah, he specifically promised us a nuclear firestorm next time! So…uh, wait…actually I don't want that.

"Film enjoyed by some."

I'm surrounded by assholes! CARRY ON, ASSHOLES!

I love Danny Glover because he's so out-of-place. They correctly realized that you need basically the opposite of Schwarzenegger for the sequel, and Glover is that. He's not unbelievable in the role, but he's clearly in over his head.

You kill a person and get gold coins for it- it's basically the same economy as Mario video games.

John Wick couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes…Johnny Utah did some of that shit.

They should get the cast of Golden Palace back and have them running the place.

"The Distinguished Competition", as they used to say in Marvel letters pages.

I laughed so hard when I realized he was just dressing as and impersonating Robert Downy Jr. from Iron Man 1.

Yeah, who would ever want to watch a movie about a bangin' hot superspy with a mysterious past and superb fighting skills?

This seems like as good a place as any to talk about my new Fallout 4 character named Thor who just runs around shirtless beating people's brains in with a sledgehammer. I feel it's very respectful of the character's origins.

The worst part of Iron Man 2 was how they had Tony drinking just enough to seem incredibly irresponsible, but not quite enough to wind up making it an actual storyline in the movie. It was a really weird balance to strike.

Maybe he'll do the Borat voice.

Cable comes from a long patrilineal tradition of making poor yet self-satisfying decisions without any sort of introspection afterwards, so it probably wouldn't matter if they did.

HE BETTER NOT

I think Josh Brolin is a great choice, too. I just hope he reprises his amazing "young Tommy Lee Jones" impression from Men in Black 3.

They had to cancel a hearing about loosening gun restrictions due to this, in fact, which is just…y'know, sometimes the universe lays it on a little thick.

It's like jazz- you gotta listen to the people John Wick isn't killing.