It's true- the only work I've been able to find for months has been as a put-upon albino manservant who gets bossed around by a hairy maniac and a decrepit bald man who keeps giving me seizures.

There's a really interesting lawsuit being floated based on the idea that, constitutionally, Trump may not have the legal right to block American citizens on Twitter.

Even seeing it while waiting in line, you wouldn't think it would be as thrilling as it actually is. They really capture something interesting on that ride. Plus if you ride it at night, everything's all lit up and really looks great.

Yeah, I've never even seen any of the Cars movies and it's one of my favorite areas of the park.

Hey- if God doesn't mind, then neither should you!

The crummy Cars movies are all worth it just for the Cars ride at Disneyland, because that ride is the fucking bomb.

It looks almost exactly like the Arkham games, imo, so the QTEs probably only come in for big setpieces in specific missions.

But it has Jon Snow in it! And the guy who played the shitty DEA guy on Weeds! Dreamboats ahoy!

"Cat Scratch Fever", by contrast, is about toxoplasmosis.

In the second Silent Hill movie, there's a scene where Pyramid Head pulls off a woman's entire skin in one piece, like a tomatillo. Just throwing that out there in case anyone was planning on watching that tonight.

The title alone is putting a lot of pressure on you. If they called it "Get Food!" instead, maybe that would reframe the issue in a more positive way.

Pac Man was eating those dots because of the crippling percocet addiction that destroyed his family. The ghosts were metaphors- the ghosts of all the hopes and dreams he tossed in the gutter along with his dignity in order to fill himself with more pills and Southern Comfort.

she also has to try and avoid starving to death, because video games are kind of fucked up these days.

Hey, he starred in Ghost Dad. Hasn't the world suffered enough?

This isn't a lawsuit, so you're technically correct!

Brother did she ever!

I'm sorry. I thought you was corn.

Yeah is this Sotheby's? I got some Audrey Hepburn merchandise here for ya. I got, uh…let's see…looks like I got one of those big plastic cups from McDonalds with a T-Rex on it, from the first Jurassic Park movie, still got some dried-up backwash root beer from when Audrey left it in the back of my Cavalier. And, uh…an…

I watched Auto Focus this weekend and I gotta say, it made Bob Crane look like a real fuckin' creep, although I will say that to its credit I had never before imagined what it might look like if Greg Kinnear and Willem Dafoe started jerking off together.

The mists will come for him one dark night and turn him into the lord of a real fuckin' gross new Ravenloft realm.