Freedom Cry was all about chopping up slaveholders with a machete, and the only problem with it is that it took forever to complete because I had to stop and chop up every single slaver I encountered. Tires out the arms!

In New Order, some of his pals called him "Blazko", and I fuckin' loved that shit. "Hey Blazko, whatcha been up to?" "SHOOTIN', STABBIN, STRANGLIN' NAZIS!"

I'm not sure what technical issues you're referring to? I've played through it 3 times now and don't recall anything particularly egregious.

I'm also pretty excited for a new Dishonored game, since it's one of my favorite new series, but don't give any kind of a fuck about VR Doom and Fallout 4. I'd figure they're gonna announce new Elder Scrolls and Fallouts next year, though.

We checked in with Clubber Lang regarding that very question and he responded "PAIN!".

Yeah I watched this trailer at like 11:45 last night in bed and it got me so jazzed to shoot some Nazis that I almost just got up and started replaying New Order again.

He keeps quoting the edgelord Heath Ledger version, but he's dressed as the kooky Cesar Romero version. Get your shit together, Stone, you're embarrassing the Kremlin.

To be fair, tomatoes are members of the nightshade family, which often are toxic. I wouldn't want to be the guy tryinng to eat every new variety of poison oak in the off-chance that this one won't kill me.

This man was a hero, may angels sing him to his rest.

OFFICIAL COURT TRANSCRIPT

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

Well we can only hang him once, so I'm afraid you'll have to pick which is more offensive.

Did you know it's actually impossible to pull a lightsaber out of the snow into your hand using only your psychic powers? Lightsabers don't even exist.

I, uh, don't think the pipes are supposed to be logistically efficient. It's a psychological power-play. Immortan Joe is showing off to the masses how much water he's willing to spray everywhere. It's not precious to him.

I think it started before Aladdin- like, The Rescuers starred Bob Newhart and Eva Gabor in 1977.

I went ahead and looked it up for you- Beowulf was written in Old English.

Save it for an Ang Lee move, Blanchett!

"UNIT 5091 YOUR SUGGESTION TO ADD MORE PHISH SONGS TO OUR REPERTOIRE HAS BEEN…[whirring sound]…[whirring sound]…[whirring sound]…REJECTED."

What if you programmed it to end every conversation by saying "HANG LOOSE, CITIZEN" and then it gives the "hang loose" gesture?

“A lot of them have seen the RoboCop movie and they said: You guys, you have done it.”