The Jamie Reyes Blue Beetle is basically that.

I did an Apocalypse World game once where our group's theme was that we were all part of a cannibal hockey team and we were based out of and defending the old Detroit Red Wings facility. So there's that at least.

Ok.

Look, Batman solves the crimes that the police can't- crimes like who did the clown murders, who robbed two banks at two o'clock on the second of February, and who stole all the penguins from the Gotham Zoo. If that doesn't qualify him as the World's Greatest, I don't know what will.

At least 99!

Two times?? Slow down, studmuffin!!!

I dunno man. Some clear carbonated and flavored beverages are sweet. This one is not. I don't make the rules.

"My fellow Americans, I watched Braveheart last night -great movie, terrific movie- and I am proud to announce this executive order reviving the tremendous tradition of primae noctis, which will truly make America great again!"

If you take the words "elon musk" and rearrange them, you get "the blood countess", so…yes.

The only things I can imagine him doing are staring vacantly into space and crying when he's told his father will be coming over.

Jared constantly looks like he should be boasting about how once he wins the annual soapbox derby race, his dad is gonna knock down this inner-city YMCA and you'll all be homeless.

I was listening to the Tom Waits song "Cold Cold Ground" and at one point there's a lyric that I swear to god sounded like "build a pile of Trump Towers and burn 'em all down", but the internet insists he's actually saying "truck tires". I'm pretty sure that's wrong.

What doesn't Trump doesn't give about whether Elon Musk is on his "advisory council" or not?

I feel like I get my money's worth if I see a good movie that doesn't bore me at any point. If I wanted to be bored, I could do that at home for free.

Well, the Oneida silverware company once thought that communism and child abuse would lead to a utopia too, but they were still a freaky sex cult.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder why movies had to end after an hour and a half or so, and now that I'm an adult, I can barely pay attention long enough to finish an animated gif or an internet comme

"William Moulton Marston, the psychologist who created Wonder Woman, modeled the character on early feminist icons "

~yvan eht nioj, yvan eht nioj~

At last, we'll have TWO directions!

But Varon-T Disruptors are already banned in Federation space!