The very fact that he described the Manchester bombers as "losers" is so depressing to me. Like, they're on the same level as Rosie O'Donnell and the New York Times to him. He's simply incapable of coming up with a firmer rebuke than that.

A friend of mine traveled with the Dresden Dolls as a performer for a while and has nothing but bad things to say about Amanda Palmer. It's a shame, because I do like the music.

Well that's great, Mr. Gaiman but are you gonna buy anything, or are you just going to take up a two-top during the lunch rush while lingering over your water?

Please enjoy this backstage shot of the Kananga-balloon prop just hanging around, being terrifying.

I'm really glad Jordan Peele is coming into his own in Hollywood, he deserves it. I watched Keanu this weekend and thought it was pretty fun with one standout sequence in particular being almost singlehandedly worth the time watching- the drug deal with Anna Faris ("I loved you in The House Bunny") that goes bad,…

Yeah and I feel like she's doing a kind of Greek accent in the part too. Like I said, I thought the actress was actually Greek for a long time until I actually looked her up for some reason.

The actress was French, and the character is either full British or half-Greek, half-British (her father is named "Sir Timothy Havelock", which is…not a Greek name).

Don't forget Yaphet Kotto as Kananga! I have a real soft spot for Live and Let Die, and a big big part of that is how awesome Kananga and all his henchmen are.

I really enjoy Tomorrow Never Dies as well (China is a fun setting for a bunch of the action), and I also always liked how Elliot Carver was basically slightly more evil Roger Ailes.

Just the idea of the golden gun itself was so cool as a kid. You take all these little bits of stuff, screw 'em together, and bing boom bam, you're an international assassin with three nipples!

I am a huge fan of QoS. I was lukewarm on it after it came out, but then my wife was watching all the Craig Bonds before Spectre came out and after rewatching it, QoS might be my favorite Craig Bond. It's at least on par with Casino Royale.

It weirdly almost feels like Quantum of Solace and Casino Royale take place, and then all the Brosnan Bonds take place, and then Skyfall happens. Like, that's kind of the only way Bond being so broken-down makes any sense.

I am not embarrassed to admit that "Nobody Does It Better" is my favorite Carly Simon song and it's not even close.

For Your Eyes Only is the source of my lifelong fascination with both crossbows and vengeful French women.

Hey, Brosnan was a good Bond in some terrible Bond movies! Put him in On Her Majesty's Secret Service and we're all singin' a real different tune right now.

Wow, it was like his very own Kobayashi Maru!

Well, I think Rockstar has long had that kind of attitude (as has Blizzard), since they have GTA-fuck-you money to burn (or World of Warcraft-fuck-you money, in the case of Blizzard). Other companies aren't always as fortunate.

Batman doesn't do anything cool until like an hour and a half into the movie, and that's too long for a movie to have Batman in it without him doing something cool.

Whoa, say what now?

The Belchers have a propensity for inadvertently coming up with great gay bar names. In the one where the kids run an illegal casino out of the basement, the casino is called "The Meatgrinder".