Honestly, everything I've read of Tom Hardy in interviews and profiles indicates that he would have very little patience for Taylor Swift's crap.

It doesn't need to, no, but if you get the opportunity to have a little fun in the course of your workday, why not embrace it?

Well, I'll definitely grant you he's got a unique, compelling character design (and black-suit Spidey is a great look as well). I just can't think of any, like, stories with him as a key, interesting figure. I'm sure they're out there, I just don't know 'em.

I mean, I think Bane's plan was "fuck up Gotham City", which he did pretty well at for the most part.

No! That's what he wants!

Then, by the standard sequel title convention here at the AV Club, you would be "2crawler".

I was a kid back in 1992! Admittedly, I was an X-Men/Batman guy at the time.

What if Tom Hardy actually hears out of his penis, as I have always surmised?

Can I ask what it is you like about him? I'm not trying to be a dick, but he's always just seemed like kind of a nothingburger to me. What's the appeal?

Hah, it's the inventory icon for Joshua Graham's armor from the New Vegas Honest Hearts DLC . It was my favorite outfit from the game.

We also don't have to deal with millions of people watching and criticizing our every move. There's perks to fame fame, sure, but there's also drawbacks.

She's actually sitting on Steph Curry's shoulders!

You're thinking of Yo-Yo Billingsworth.

I liked Ruby in John Wick 2, and that's the entire extent of my interest in this whole story.

I also think that people tend to romanticize jobs that involve being famous, when in reality the actual work part of being a musician or an actor or whatever involves an awful lot of tedium and repetition and tedium and repetition.

I had honestly never considered that people might have a strong opinion one way or the other about Thom Yorke's voice, but then I tend to like singers who sound extremely distinct anyway so maybe it just didn't register for me.

H…how did I not know there was a short-lived Golden Girls spinoff that starred Don Cheadle and Cheech fucking Marin?

Hey that's…yeah, ok.

Does yours not involve spirited pudding wrestling?

Tom Cruise stopped returning my calls after I kept asking him what Vanilla Sky meant.