The worst thing about Stanley is how he would not just go away. He's clearly going to die of liver disease in a shitty flophouse after blowing his last $50 on a losing racehorse, so why can't he just go do that.

No Jeremy Renner? But now who will look more punchable than Tom Cruise??

Yeah, sure, but Blanche seems like she wouldn't want the competition.

It's funny you bring that up, actually, because back in St. Olaf's, there was an annual clock-defenestration contest. It took place every year on the coldest day of the year and the goal was to throw the clock from the town hall to the frozen lake outside. Well, one year my uncle Bernard was walking between the lake…

I doubt she owns any vibrators, given the fact that she's getting laid 100% of the time she's not physically on screen.

Ma?

Rose ate the cheesecake, in Blanche's bedroom, with the revolver.

Yeah, the whole premise is they have moved in with Blanche. Multiple episodes revolve around the fact that Blanche owns the house.

I thought I had listened to one and liked it, but then it turned out I was thinking of Let It Come Down by Spiritualized.

The saddest thing about his untimely passing is that now he's not around to feel bad about all the mean jokes people are making at his expense.

Here are the top five things that I, a white man, am currently aggrieved by in society-

Sounds like someone's got a bad case of CUCK MADNESS!

I knew a guy in college who was on that pick-up artists reality show and he was a real fuckin' dipshit. I assume they're all basically like that guy.

Not at all! I'm just spreading the good word about whey acid, friend! I'm in no way compromised by BIG WHEY ACID- I just think it's a valuable product with lots of great uses and we should all drink a tall glass of whey acid every day!

Whey can be used as a fertilizer and to generate electricity, among other things. They do not just store it in tankers like it's a bunch of plutonium. Here is an interesting article on other uses of whey acid!

I went to the LA Natural History Museum a couple weeks ago and they had some T. Rex skeletons there. I did, at the time, consider to myself the size of their poops. I should have been a dinosaurologist.

Say what now? I was under the impression that Greek yogurt is just regular yogurt that's been strained to remove the whey. It's the exact same byproduct you get in the production of cheese, and I'm pretty sure it's not, like, radioactive or anything.

Does this work with, say, the children's nursery song "Old MacDonald" as well? Or maybe with references to former Motörhead drummer Mikkey Dee?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

That's what they said about the WNBA, too, and just look at 'em now!