If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit!

But it does prove that they murdered Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman on June 13, 1994!

I had a mildly (very mildly) popular twitter account for a while and found some of my jokes had been stolen by other twitter accounts and tumblrs. The most frustrating part of the experience (for me, at least) wasn't so much the theft itself as the people who maintain that the theft didn't matter- that the joke made…

HOW DARE YOU MY MOTHER IS A SAINT

Oh man, I wanted that to happen so bad. I was just rereading my old Goon collections this weekend thinking about what a shame it is that the series feels so overlooked.

But he built up so much cultural cachet during his star-making turn on the groundbreaking seminal comedy landmark Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip!

Ah, but Sam, you're forgetting the gender-swapped stage version, the 1975 cartoon where the odd couple were a cat and a dog, the 1982 "The New Odd Couple" where the twist was that the odd couple were black guys instead of white guys (Ron Glass and Demond Wilson, natch), and of course who could forget 1998's reuniting…

"IT WAS THE ROBOT, NOT ME!"

Maybe we should check in with Laura Winslow before we make the definitive statement on that one.

I was never a fan of the show so maybe I'm missing something, but any time I caught an episode Barney came off as the most obnoxious sitcom character west of Steve Urkel? Is…is that incorrect?

A ninth grader is unloading a bunch of wood pallets from the back of a truck.

And of course as we all know, Whacking Day has its roots in the ancient Samhain rituals of the British Isles.

I'm beginning to think maybe this Brockmire character has some sort of drinking problem.

I actually live inside Benny Goodman's clarinet, which pipes a maddening tune night and day as his damned soul is forced to play for the Devil. I can't go back to iPods after that!

Alpha Protocol is a particular favorite of mine, actually. I've played through it three or four times at this point, and getting the "Thorton, Inc." achievement is one of my favorite game endings of all time- completely snookering Leland is a riot.

According to Google, he's just inflating his height as men are wont to do- he's actually 6'8".

A Couple'a Good Men

They're misunderstood outsiders just like me!

Do they do lots of molly?

It's more of a genderqueer thing, really. My rule of thumb is, if folks want me to refer to them in some particular way, then that's what I'll do. I'm not too bothered about their reasons why, I just want 'em to be comfortable.