It might as well have been- there have actually been 3 of them. Two were surgically altered by a weirdo named Velcro who had a razor fetish. He wanted them as henchmen, but wound up accidentally shooting each of them to death.

I assume there is a catheter/colostomy bag involved.

It's like if you combined Wolverine, Batman, the Punisher, Paul Kersey, Freddy Kruger, Mack Bolan, the Punisher, Lady Punisher, Punisher 2099, Rorschach, and the Punisher! Just like the back of my 7th grade math homework!

It's already for sale in the knocked-over "2 for $4" DVD bin at the bad Target.

Related- my favorite type of wikipedia article is the minutely detailed plot breakdowns of sub SyFy-channel-level horror movies clearly written by enthusiastic, semi-literate gorehounds.

It actually is a little surprising that her name isn't spelled "Rayzor".

That is, no lie, actually a Marvel villain named Razor-Fist. His power is that, instead of hands, he has razors. He is…not popular.

Roman Van Drake, the man who destroyed her family

Don't be fatuous, Modusoperandi.

Well, it was either Dan Hauser, James Worrall, or DJ Pooh, so there's actually a 1/3rd chance it was written by a black dude.

For real verisimilitude, he should have eaten the meal in the back of a sedan screaming down the highway at 90mph while being shot at by Ballas.

It turns out Bruce Willis was really Korben Dallas all along!

I'm afraid we still have to get into a long, pointless fight on the internet about it. This is 2017, after all.

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: I like Ruby Rhod's character and think the movie wouldn't be nearly as memorable without him. Watching him bounce off Bruce Willis' surly demeanor will never not amuse me.

It's all about the perks! Perks like extra bowls of sauce, scoops of ice cream, and firing the head of the FBI on a whim!

He uses that phrase, "_____ like a dog" all the fuckin' time. He doesn't know what a dog is.

With the salad course, Trump is served what appears to be Thousand Island dressing instead of the creamy vinaigrette for his guests. When the chicken arrives, he is the only one given an extra dish of sauce. At the dessert course, he gets two scoops of vanilla ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, instead of the…

When you think about it, God made every cartoon, including Squidbillies. Damn, it really makes u think.

DAUGHTER TAKE: Girls can play with GI Joes if they want, grandpa!

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