TROTTER TAKE: Pickled pigs feet are kinda weird, but if people wanna eat 'em, who am I to stop them?

The first time I saw Sean Spicer, I thought it was someone doing a cruel caricature of Transporter Chief Miles O'Brien.

HOTTEST TAKE OF ALL: That's ok, it's ok to have different opinions about entertainment figures.

HOT TAKE: I think Melissa McCarthy is funny and good.

The scenes of him and Stallone screaming directly into each other's faces make the movie worth at least a youtubing.

It's pronounced "The Eath Cure"- the "d" is silent, hillbilly.

He (and William) are definitely correct in that Caity Weaver is a national treasure.

We'd need at least two side-by-side presidential portraits to fully capture the majesty of the Swollest Man in the White House.

Plenty of people have survived being in a bad movie with a bad comedian. Nobody has survived being so savagely burned about it.

That's a damn shame, I always got a kick out of Earl McGraw showing up again.

Rule #1: Always credit your animal co-stars separately and without attributing them human names.

Here is your daily reminder that Norm once dunked on Courtney Thorne-Smith so hard that it ended her movie career.

To be fair, constantly rescuing the same kidnap victim over and over has kept the Super Mario franchise in business for 30 years.

Oh come on, that's really unfair to David Spade. Everyone knows he was "Chris Farley's buddy" first.

Absolutely- they just don't get murdered as often as the Beatles do, so they have more time to invest in the idea.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, has anyone considered using voodoo resurrection magic to solve the "Left Eye problem"?

To be fair, Weezer has four self-titled albums to the Beatles' one.

You know who had a great self-titled album? Blur. Blur had a great self-titled album (even though the best-known song from it is the worst song on the album by a country mile).

"The Powder Album"

Did you know that in the second Weekend at Bernie's, Bernie is actually resurrected by voodoo mobsters in order to find his lost treasure? It's…kind of a weird twist.