Easily my favorite part of that hilariously chopped-up "leaping the fence" sequence is that he still falls flat on his goddamn face at the end. Just get a stunt guy, Liam, it's ok! We're here for your soothing Irish brogue and your shaggy good looks, not your actual combat prowess!

No, but I once met Thomas Jane and was shocked to discover that the camera somehow removes ten pounds of handsome from him.

Well then have I got a Keanu Reeves vehicle for you!

I think DeVito does a great job with a terribly written character. Is Penguin supposed to be some kind of sewer goblin who doesn't understand society? Yes! Is he also supposed to be a manipulative mastermind who totally swindles everyone? Also yes!

Burgess Meredith is easily the defining take on the Penguin. I feel like everyone who thinks of the Penguin thinks of Meredith's "WAAAUGH!" sound, even if they haven't actually seen the show. It's become part of our shared collective unconscious.

Accounts Receivable of Honor

Well, if you're actually looking for an answer, an early plotline of BSG involved everyone in the government being murdered by robots except for the Secretary of Education, who then became the President due to the chain of succession.

I think the recent Captain America-turns-Hydra "controversy" is a good example of a dumb thing for people to get way way waaaaay too worked up about.

I mean, that's the thing- being in these positions is, like, the pinnacle. They're literally at the top of the world, so how can they walk away even though they all hate it and each other? There's nowhere else to go!

Shitting himself violently on national television would really restore some of Spicer's dignity.

"zblood" and "zwounds" just don't have the same zip to 'em if you don't really fear an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell.

I would assume the average Wheel of Fortune viewer appreciates how the 60-year-old Vanna White reminds them of their own youths.

Oooh, how does David Milch like his coffee?

Whoa whoa whoa, the chit-chat is the best part, because it gives Trebek a chance to just dunk on some poor undeserving bastard. Either that or leer at some unfortunate lady, the lecherous old toad. Like, the other night there was a lady whose story was about how she once went on 7 dates with 7 different men in…

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Without the Holiday Special, we wouldn't have Life Day off from work and school every year!

Unbeknownst to Frosstbyte, the three-foot tall green-skinned monster he's been cyber-chatting with is actually a paid Jedi Master who works with a private holonet watchdog group.

Now, wait a second, you doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!

Just get the next best thing- good old-fashioned American high-fructose corn syrup!