-Sherlock Holmes, explaining to Watson how he deduced that the steel-mill workers were actually the murderer in disguise.

"The government is a bunch of incompetent buffoons who I wouldn't trust to spread butter on toast AND ALSO their sinister shadowy hand controls all our lives down to the smallest moment!"

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"Well, we have double-chili, chili-chili, chili-stuffed chili, chili with beef, chili with pork, chili with extra cheese, chili on spaghetti, chili dogs, our refreshing chili-colada…"

I guess I just feel like Krypton is most useful and most interesting as a piece of Superman's lost past- he protects the Earth both because he was raised here and because he knows how delicate it really all is. It doesn't matter what Krypton was really like.

Now that you mention it, it's a little weird that Meng-El is portrayed so positively despite his grotesque eugenics experimentation.

Spoken like a true cock-juggling thundercunt!

I feel like that's kind of the show's big problem- Gotham at least had a deep bench of supporting characters to draw from, even if they did use them in bizarre ways. With Krypton, like…the whole point is that they'll all be dead shortly. It's like if we were watching Game of Thrones but already knew that the ice…

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What, he doesn't even fight a dragon or anything? PASS

I was going to say that she was in Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang and that movie's great, but it turns out I was thinking of Michelle Monaghan.

I'm 99% sure that the body-physics one is Skyrim, and 100% that the limb one is Fallout, because of VATS fucking shit up.

God's Not Dead 2: I Love Dick

Tupac above Macklemore! I'm surprised. I don't have any special love for 'Pac, (I was a Biggie guy), but…man, worse than Macklemore?

That is maybe the all-time great HDTGM moment in my opinion, rivaled only by the incredibly long tangent they go into during Mannequin 2 about Barbie and Ken's genitalia and where does the butt start.

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I upvoted it only after being prompted to reads it in Skwisgaar's voice.

Death Race 2000, Charlie Brown!

Oh just that Rey really does kick Kylo Ren's ass to a silly degree during it. It wasn't nearly as evenly-matched as I remembered it being.

Hey Penelope, this is completely unrelated to this thread, but I re-watched Force Awakens this weekend and you were totally right about the fight at the end with Rey and Kylo Ren. I still enjoyed the movie, but I just wanted to acknowledge that you did have a point there and I'm sorry.