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What, they aren't willing to humiliate Spicer by forcing him back into that bunny costume? That seems uncharacteristic of this administration.

I actually liked that characterization for Finn, too- he wants to run. It takes some doing to eventually convince him that he should stand and fight.

He never did anything spectacular with the force

Dear god, I can only hope there will be a 10-minute sequence of Daisy Ridley doing flips while carrying Mark Hamill harnessed to her back.

Sure, maybe it's the same shot, but this time it's in a movie I'll probably like!

During his first scene, Yoda steals what appears to be a fish stick from Luke's supplies, and I'd love to get a little more clarification on that.

Boy oh boy are you in luck!

Do you like Wikipedia, with its extensive histories and bibliographies of even very minor comic book characters? Well how would you feel about a more limited, less interesting version of that same thing? Eh? You'd like it, wouldn't you?

They've even got an article up for Sigourney Weaver's yet-unrevealed Defenders character. They're ahead of the game, baby!

What makes Watchmen good is its rigorous structure and the interplay between the interstitial text elements and the various storylines presented in the more traditional comic format. Remove one or the other and the story falls apart into nonsense, because the history and social context provided by the interstitials

Jackson was a brutal racist who was directly responsible for some of the worst atrocities in American history, which is bad. He also once beat an attempted assassin nearly to death on the steps of Congress, only stopping after being physically restrained by Davy Crockett. I guess what I'm saying is Jackson was an

Either way, he sucks!

It kind of boggles my mind that he's hired kitchen managers who apparently need to be reminded -frequently reminded- that raw chicken should go in a refrigerator, but then his cabinet consists of a bunch of goons with clear contempt for their respective areas of authority, so I guess it's actually just par for the

He's squandered it six times already!

"Hey, real nice president ya got here, be a shame if-"

Mmmm….room temperature ham…

OH HI MARK

He's a Bigfoot, he doesn't respect national boundaries. He's free- like the wind, baby!

I'm tired of all these motherfucking Hitlers on this motherfucking Bigfoot!

Sure, if you want to believe the "history books", like a sheeple. Everyone knows that, in reality, B.J Blazkowicz killed a robo-suited Hitler after an intense chaingun duel.