Imprangry!

It was like walking behind a bearded, fat Thomas the Tank Engine that wore a shirt two sizes too small

That's what's called community outreach.

He's basically Mr. Smith Goes to Washington if Mr. Smith was a virulent racist, xenophobe, and had all the good looks of the skiing accident that killed Sonny Bono.

He didn't imagine it, he fuckin' did it! That's how he's making America great again today!

"Please don't fuck meat. Please only fuck plants."

"Stallone’s lawsuit—which is coming from his production company Rogue Marble—"

If I recall correctly, it wasn't too hard- the dude was some other bounty hunter who got merked on the downlow by some gang or other so Leia stole his clothes and just pretended he wasn't dead.

Not to mention that Snipes is basically playing the best version of the Joker in cinema history FIGHT ME HEATH LEDGER'S GHOST

I have a weird soft spot for the movie even though it's pretty bog-standard action fare, and even I was utterly uninterested in a TV adaptation.

It's also weirdly the most attractive Benny the Bull and Ryan Philly have ever been either. Something about how sleazy everyone in that movie is really works for them all.

Oh,oh-oh! You see, the kids these days, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With the hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz…is all about.

I rented a similar-sounding house from the 190-'s for a while with some roommates and I'll always remember the comment a prospective buyer made under their breath as we were moving out- "They don't make 'em like this anymore…because they kept falling down."

Sometimes the clones attack things! It's never very entertaining when they do, though.

Ohh, ice cube made of lemon juice in seltzer water? I'm intrigued.

I believe it! I'm fully on-board with the idea that certain kinds of things are better or more useful than other kinds of the, more or less, same thing. I just thought it was amusing that google immediately popped up a big picture captioned "PICKLED CUCUMBERS" when I searched for it.

Haha he notes that canapé is "topped by diced cornichon", and I was like "oh, cornichon, I've never heard of that, I wonder what it could be! To the google!"

Similarly, I took a horror film class in college and our professor was all in on Face/Off, which, to be fair, is a great movie but not exactly scary. He had a whole thing about how the "loss of identity" theme was tapping into deep-rooted fears etc etc but mostly I think he just liked it.

Good! I have lots of thoughts on the matter!

This is a bad comeback, fyi, but only because doesn't make any sense. Just trying to help, have a good weekend!