I really love elements of Blade II, but overall I think the original is stronger. All the supporting characters in Blade II are fucking amazing (everyone in The Bloodpack deserves an Oscar), but the romance is boring and takes up too much time. Any time spent on a romance in a fucking Blade movie is way too much time.

I actually really like that part, too (and John Michael Higgins plays the psychologist!), but Blade's reacting the way he is during that scene because he knows all the cops are under the vampire's control.

For years after we saw it, my friends and I would quote the part where Parker Posey meets Blade for the first time and goes "I like your tattoos, do they mean anything?" and then rolls her eyes and mouths "Stupid.". She plays such an amazing bitch in that movie, it's really incredible.

God damn him, I say! God damn him!

What did Arnie say was his favorite state?

He's got class, dammit, which is more than you can say for Brian Williams!

Obviously prom is not a thing to be taken seriously, and obviously it would be fun to take a rich and famous celebrity to your prom, and even more obviously it will never happen- across a billion alternate universes, in not one of them would Emma Stone ever go to prom with some random teen.

Walter Cronkite, because I understand the value of a man with some historical perspective.

Hey here's a fun thing for you, then- you know how there's a circus trick where it looks like people are eating lightbulbs? Well the trick to it is that they're actually eating light bulbs. They just have to be sure to grind up the glass enough with their teeth that it will pass through their systems without…uh, well,…

What gets me about this is, like…this kid is clearly pretty popular at whatever high school he attends, so why not just ask, like…a real girl who he actually knows, instead of wasting everyone's goddamn time bothering an Oscar-winning actress a decade older than him who obviously -obviously- is not going to want to…

Yet another in the long-running list of bizarre similarities between Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino and notorious mob figure Al Capone- both indicted for tax fraud, both notorious gym rats with a propensity for removing their shirts at the slightest provocation, and both were implicated in the planning of the 1929…

There's a Discworld book called Interesting Times where the phrase is attributed to the Discworld's version of China, so I think it's commonly known as a Chinese phrase.

Trust dies on the vine

"Missiles rain down

I saw the first one and have no memories of it. I think I saw the second one, but likewise have no memories of it. I tried to start the third because it seemed like it might be a fun drunk movie based on my non-recollection of having watched (possibly) the first two, and fell asleep within 10 minutes.

I didn't see Spawn in theaters, but you're not wrong about the CGI.

Please…ding-dong collection.

No, nobody laughed, but only because nothing about Entourage was remotely funny.

But which network will pick up the Peeble's Choice Award, which goes every year, like clockwork, to New Jack City?

I saw that same report and the implication seemed pretty clear to me that everyone he's said it to is rolling their eyes at him.