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It does matter, because it's clearly supposed to be a fake-out. The audience is meant to think that Ripley is safe, but oh no, the alien is imitating her voice! If it's instead the voice of a character the audience already knows is dead or incapacitated and has no reason to expect to return isn't a twist, it's just

You're thinking of his hair follicles.

Speed Kills: The Life and Times of Jan de Bont

Some bunghole.

Do you perhaps have a rich father with a large business with openings for a management position that involves very little responsibility but with a big salary? If not, perhaps one of your jerkweed friends has such a father?

Hey, there ya go champ!

Panic! At The Disco isn't old! I just bought their hot new album in…2008? Oh Christ, I'm ancient.

"Oh yeah Frodo, for sure, I love Rush too. Yeah ok I guess I can hang out and watch the middle 45 minutes of Hard Boiled on the bigger tv while three episodes of Family Guy play on the smaller tv right next to the bigger tv, sure."

You're just usually much more clever than I am in the comments, so I enjoyed being able to lord something over you.

Yeah that's how I always heard it too. It wouldn't make any sense if it was Dallas, since the audience already knows he's either dead or cocooned, depending on which version of the script this was in.

Dumbledore is like Gandalf if Gandalf could barely disguise his sneering disdain for most of the hobbits in his charge.

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it's = "it is"

Sum mans just wanted too watching the world bern.

They're the results of a teleportation experiment gone horribly wrong.

This is basically the reason I still have an HBO subscription. I find it immensely relaxing to tune in to a movie I don't really care about and pay half-attention to it.

The thing I most remember from it is Christoph Waltz's crazy gun. It was like two Desert Eagles duct-taped together.

One day My Super Ex-Girlfriend will be enshrined in the cinematic halls of triumph alongside such classics as 2001, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and Darkman III: Die Darkman Die.

WE ARE THE INVINCIBLE

Well, we say "twin", but he's actually just a sliders-ed version of Jerry from the next universe over.