I watched The Goonies for the first time as a 32-year-old adult human and thought it was pretty boss. Robert Davi cracking up at the chubby kid's list of "crimes" is a great bit.

He's the kangaroo that doesn't take "no" for an answer!

Once again, Chris O'Donnell and Jerry O'Connell are not the same individual. Please stop perpetuating this false and defamatory rumor that they are the same man attempting to run the greatest con in Hollywood history by wearing different wigs and shoe lifts.

I know this is a late response, but there's actually a very personal reason for all the anti-Disney sentiment in Shrek- Dreamworks was founded by Jeffrey Katzenberg after Michael Eisner forced him out of Disney, and Katzenberg fucking hated Eisner and, by extension, Disney for it.

"Rolls-Royce Phantom Two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinderengine, with Stromberg Downdraft carburetor. Can go from zero to 100 kilometers an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color."

"FLY, YES! LAND, NO!"

I love the idea that Ouija boards are somehow inherently evil, like there's just a division of Parker Bros. run by Satanists.

I would still legit love to see an Old King Conan movie from Arnie.

No, but NeEvil is!

The "escape pods" are mostly there for psychological comfort. They're actually designed to slowly suffocate any people inside and then auto-pilot themselves to the nearest star for disposal.

Wasn't Teen Wolf named Michael? I smell crossover!

Be careful, El Santo- some scenarios are too deliciously erotic even for the internet.

Oh you mean like the exact plot of the TOS episode "The Enemy Within"?

Just fire a bunch of no-name crewmembers out the torpedo tubes at the planet's surface!

Of course! As long as we reverse the particle stream generated by the diffusion sensors, it should work!

What, having all your atoms torn apart and reassembled thousands, maybe millions of miles away with no guarantee that your consciousness isn't being sent to a hell dimension of eternal torment every time you use the device and what comes out the other end isn't "you" but instead simply a replica good enough to fool…

More like if, like, a planet's magnetosphere is too active and won't allow transport to its surface.

Yeah, I was like…was that supposed to be "Michelle", or are we doing something else here?

From what I've seen of it, it's more like…uh, oh, you like to eat spaghetti? Well have you tried turning your fork in the pasta and rolling up a ball of noodles???. Or like, oh, you enjoy chicken wings, but have you considered putting the whole wing in your mouth and scraping off all the meat all at once like you're…

My wife really likes that guy but he drives me into apoplectic fits every time he shows up, specifically because he's so smug and awful. She says he's better on his podcast, I guess, but I can't do it. JUST LET PEOPLE EAT THEIR FOOD, GUY.