I do love the disconnect between this article calling the movie "kick-ass" while simultaneously linking to this site's own review trashing the movie.

Can't you hear me yell-a?!
You're puttin' me through hell-a!

What about my light-up Christmas ornament from "City on the Edge of Forever", my replica phaser, my replica original series communicator, my replica TNG communicator badge, my saucer-section-shaped bed, my homemade replica transporter that split that monkey into two halves, and the William Shatner I keep chained to a…

Yeah even in MI4, it felt like his character was there mostly because they needed an extra set of hands, not because he brought anything unique to the table.

It's ok, though, I have a plan! All we have to do is [MOVIE ABRUPTLY ENDS]

Oof that Bourne movie he did was so bad. It's like someone tried to make a Captain America movie but got kicked in the head by a horse.

I remember listening to a podcast once where someone (a writer for something, so not someone super-famous or anything) related meeting Tom Cruise a few times over the years and how Cruise remembered him each time and was just super-friendly. Apparently it's hard to resist his charisma in-person.

That's funny, Tim Allen was also a self-proclaimed "Snow Queen" for a while in the '70s, til he got popped by the feds.

Evanescence is going to rock forever, man!

Cory, Cori, Corey, Kory, and…Edgar? Who the hell let him in here??

Use the tried-and-true Lou Pearlman Method- leave a pile of horse tranquilizers outside the exit to an all-boy's elementary school and toss a net over whoever eats them first.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a 10% raise!

That must be why Bill Duke was so sad after the Predator killed Ventura.

This really recontextualizes Jesse Ventura's claim in Predator that chewing tobacco will turn you into a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus.

It's an MST3k reference, bud, settle down.

It makes me a little sad that Comey was clearly trying to be clever with semi-oblique references to his own life and career, but really if he'd just named the account, like, "xXx_titty_bong_sixtynines_xXx", nobody would have figured it out.

isn’t as sexy as having a good chuckle at Lindsey Graham’s porn viewing habits

Whoa, huge slam on Dushku outta nowhere!

Oh but Joss self-identifies as a feminist, you see, which is why he works mostly with slightly underweight, conventionally beautiful white women.

Yes, he'll really get to stretch his wings with this one.