So how about we get stuck into the copout "happy" ending that becomes really disturbing when you consider it's implications for two minutes?

I will not go the barricades to defend The Cleveland Show but I will admit that it's a better show than Family Guy these days. Although that compliment is so backhanded, it's practically a bitch slap.

Actually now that I think about it, you might have a point. That's probably why I liked Benson more than Hannigan, she seemed to be cooler with the whole lesbian thing.

Waiting For Godot?

Is Marc Blucas also a geek icon thanks to having starred in Buffy? Because that was not the impression that I got from the internet.

What they do have is one of the most unimpressive lesbian kisses in the history of cinema. It was like a mother and daughter pecking kiss, Trachtenberg came across as if she really did not want to be there. You think that she could have called Amber Benson or Alyson Hannigan for some pointers.

Geena Davis is very good in this film and she's very convincing as a bad ass action heroine. But Samuel L Jackson steals the show as a sleazy PI with a heart of gold. It's the kind of performance that reminds you what a fun presence he was before he became a caricature of himself.

But isn't that the whole center of the Hathaway thing? Thanks to Twitter a bitchy high school mindset has been successfully projected onto a millionaire celebrity. This Hathaway hatred has proved that celebrities are indeed just like us. They too can be the victim of incredible petty groupthink and cyber bullying.

It's a good extension for Random Roles. It would also work well with film directors.

If we keep our semtex and fertiliser everything will be grand. To be sure.

Don't despair, she's in the next Wes Anderson film.

If you read the Old Testament literally than God does come across as a bit of a sadistic prick.

"What's so special about the cheesemakers?"

I agree.

Exactly. I don't want to speak ill of the dead but this guy was not exactly writing classic episodes from the shows golden age.

The music was 90% of that show. They were using classic rock tunes as a shortcut to cheap nostalgia and emotion a full decade before Forrest Gump did the same thing and made a killing.

"Helium isn't flammable, what don't you understand about that?

He gets a pass for the hilarious "Motherlover" SNL sketch. It was hilarious and catchy. But it is a relief to see him step away from the acting for a while.

Bernie Madoff has already plundered Malkovich's booty.

Me and my brothers in joke film is Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. We always look for an excuse to use the line "Drop them Doctor Jones, they will be found. You won't". I'll admit that finding a relevant context for that one can be rather tricky.