I'd condemn you to an unfitful life of canceraids, but it seems 111 minutes of this movie is a much worse fate.

Sizzler
Being that I have never seen a Sizzler, yes, the idea of going to one is funny.

English hottness rating.
It's true. In all my dealings (they're real, not fake internet blather) with the English and Irish, they'll talk about some girl as a 9 or 10, and then i see them and they are decidedly not.

no. sadly i know they filmed it in bora bora i believe.

Nightcrawler… I'm a jaded modern consumer. I don't notic ads unless they feature partial nudity or loud cursing.

Chipotle
I thought they were referencing the pepper, not a restaurant… I've never even heard of it.

the little bit in the commercial break with mike staring blankly into space as robin prattled on about nothing was the best part of the episode. She's a loon.

he talked a big game, to the point where i was mentaly placing him in the upper echelon after the first couple weeks.

my kettle is chartreuse.

VanDerWerff is a machine. I do miss his Mad Men reviews on House Next Door though.

I saw them in Boston, several years ago. Great show. Mirman opened for them.

also only 3… Envy (which is not good, but honestly, 100 worst? Really?) Battlefield Earth (so so so hilariously bad) and Epic Movie.

vintage Winter's Tale.

I find young Mr. Shire to be quite delightful in everything he's in.

Mattin
How about the frenchman throwing his partner under the bus, and then lying about shooting down her idea to put the asparagus in the sauce, saying it wouldn't work… and then all the judges said they should have put the asparagus in the sauce.

This movie
i saw this on VHS when i was like 8 or 9, (i was 3 when it came out) and it freaked me the hell out. I remember to this day, when the glowing thing was posing as him in his bed. I don't think i could sleep for months.

you are both illogical and filled with canceraids.

One of the best books i've ever read, until the last 30 pages or so, when Sebold cheats and the story goes off the rails.

I only watch it for the more event stuff (like this, it aired a couple weeks ago, and man is it good). Most of the network IS devoted to their reality stuff, though for my money, the British Kitchen Nightmares is outstanding, and Ramsey is not as cartoonish.

normaly a mention of According to Jim being better than anything besides Man-Rape would get an obligatory internets "Fail" comment.