Hambone Renfro? You don't happen to hail from Texas, do you?

Why are you holding out on us?!

It was a Hi-Yo! and I do it every other day!

Ehhh… too easy.

Alphaville's "Afternoons in Utopia" / PSB Bilingual
Although it isn't cool, hip, hipster, or even recent, German synth-pop band Alphaville's "Afternoons in Utopia" is not only a single-sitting album, it loops. The first song, IAO, begins with "…night." The last song on the album, Lady Bright" has these lyrics:…

Cards!
Holy crap, I just remembered that I had the Topps collectible cards for this movie. I don't know why, either… I don't remember actually going to the film as a child (!). Here are the cards:

Kenneth: "I had a Coke problem during my Wall Street days."

Cloak and Dagger is awesome.

Classic slip right there.

It's Oregon.

That gorilla clip creeps me the f out. It is like a horror movie - the gorilla is INSIDE THE ROOM!

Wow, you sound like Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

That went on FOREVER. Holy crap.

Go Fox Yourself
This is seriously weak. I bought 2-disc editions of major Fox movies on DVD (Die Hard trilogy, Cast Away, The Abyss, and Big Trouble in Little China). They have since stopped making the two-disc editions of these films and replaced them with lame single-disc versions. After my DVD collection was…

Something I noticed from reviews
In reading reviews of this movie, I noticed something fairly funny - no consistency as to how many terms Nixon has served in office in this alternate universe. It is brought up as the chief example of how the Watchmen world differs from ours (ie, "We won Vietnam, and Nixon is serving…

Why is it that parents are more concerned with the sex scene than scenes of people's arms being cut off? What the hell? I realize this ground has been covered before in critiques of America, but it is still bothersome. The violence was brutal in that film and I'd rather have my child (imaginary thus far) see…

No, no, I conquer… these lands and these people. Or I still haven't adjusted to this stupid time change. If you had said that, I would have concurred.

Dammit!
I've eaten those chips! I guess all I'm getting for my birthday is a vagina.

I conquer. I liked everything but the action scenes. Maybe they had to do it to bring in the teens, but that really isn't what the Watchmen are about.

The teens in my theater did. AND this 35+ yo couple next to me giggled uncontrolably during the sex scene and when Nite Owl was naked looking at his uniform. You're 35. Presumably you've seen nudity before. Get over it.