WHERE IS BURL?

"Dawn of the Dead was set in one location" yes, except for it wasn't. TV station, fly to farmlands, fly to mall, fly away.

The original draft
… called Dawn of the Dead, was better.

I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?

Rad story. What else have you done while stoned?

Looks like we got ourselves a writer for EW.

Wow. Somewhat obscure reference, sir. But, I wholeheartedly agree.

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That's right, Jay! Hahahaha

Awesome
That was harsh and therefore awesome. The dead-on mockery of Kevin Eubanks and the musical strikes were a thing of beauty. I think it is probably hard to appreciate when you're in the audience, since Jimmy was intentionally being unfunny (and therefore like Leno) on the Headlines bit.

Oh. That Knife…, thank you for that.

Dear Conan
Thanks. Thanks both for the entertainment and for not allowing this complete and utter BS to stand. May we see you soon on another network.

Just like the AV Club to ignore Michael Dukakis.

Never done a days work? Wow, I know a lot of stereotypes about lawyers… but that ain't one of them!

I have seen The Fast & The Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, and Fast & Furious (no Tokyo Drift for me, thankyouverymuch). Of those three, I can only recommend 2 Fast 2 Furious because it just goes for broke on entertainment. TF&TF and F&F have all these lingering glances and soulful music tacked onto terrible…

Gallagher sez: "Don't be a brick!"

Stink Martindale,

The Living Daylights is better.

Liu's 19 Lines
One of my friends has terrible taste in movies and, therefore, rented this to have a "guys night." It is an awful film.

Are you an adult using the work "frak"?