Woah, Jorge Von Salsa, I take it you haven't seen "Live Free or Die Hard"? DHWAV is 1 mil. times better than that abortion. Plus, at least the action set-pieces are well-done.

"Pete - Just out of interest, if you wanted to learn how to fight would you just have someone repeatedly kick you in the nuts?"

FIreproof II: Tribulation Force

Why do ministers feel the need to do conversions at funerals? It makes me want to punch them in the face. Hey, try selling your wares at another time/place!

…always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Does it answer your question to state that I have seen - as an adult, intentionally - several Dolph Lundgren and JCVD films as well?

Seconded. This would be a great "Silly Little Showbiz" book.

Left Behind
I have seen all 3 "Left Behind" movies starring Kirk Cameron. I write this in case anyone else thinks they will be great for laughs (when watched ironically). I am not Christian, I was just really bored.

I'm sorry!

The problem with "independent filmmaker"
He notes that George Lucas made this huge "independent" film with Star Wars Episode 1: Phantom Menace. That he was free to put Jar Jar in it. And this is the problem with the phrase "independent filmmaker." To me, it means not just financial independence but also…

You look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1956.

I concur that the Monorail episode stacks up against anything from Shakespeare.

I concur that the Monorail episode stacks up against anything from Shakespeare.

I concur that the Monorail episode stacks up against anything from Shakespeare.

I concur that the Monorail episode stacks up against anything from Shakespeare.

Ah, the crucial difference between "shit" and "the shit."

Are we talking about open-heart surgery? Because yes, your heart is likely to suffer if you don't get a stent in there.

I nominate The Chang.

MC, no way! I played the same game with someone for "The Village" (which I haven't seen). They saw it in the theater and came back and said it sucked. I had only seen the preview. They said "guess the twist."

All about coulda and not shoulda (Oswalt).