The Neo Geo was only crying because it found out that it had a child, the Pocket. Turns out that Sega Nomad is quite the lying whore.

Aziz… light!

I'd agree with you, Sir Jeremy, but I'm not homophobic enough to enjoy Dafoe's performance. I guess if I found overly flamboyant scenery chewing awesome, I would love Willem Dafoe in BS.

Duffyesque
No, I haven't seen this movie. But it sounds like Bishop is Troy Duffy all over again. In 10 years can we expect an "Overnight"-style documentary?

Call me elitist, but I wouldn't go around telling people you wear a Devil's Rejects t-shirt.

Wow. I really hope this isn't from memory.

More quotes!
I demand at least three more pages of staff quotes!

Please don't
Considering Domino's Tom Monaghan, I'll go ahead and skip this. This guy is batpoop, right-wing crazy. Look him up sometime.

No Fark
Drew Curtis massively popular Fark misses a mention… for months straight he pimped his book on that damn thing. I eventually stopped reading Fark because of it.

"18 rated violence"? Where in Europe are you?

Or sticking your ass hair in the vacuum!

As an Oregonian, I was sad to see "Nowhere Man" go. The show was filmed throughout the state and you could always watch and say "Hey, that's such and such!" (See also: The Hunted, the Tommy Lee Jones movie).

Good point. I would watch that 20 times. Way better casting.

C. McCain's software does not yet allow for sexual intercourse for pleasure.

Good News Everyone!

Movie projection problems
Scott,

Cheese dip
"you look like your face fell in the cheese dip back in 1957."

Hecklin'
Amelie, I don't know if you were the one filming, but if you were, were you the one who yelled "We're in New York!" after he said "It's the same show I did in Boise, Idaho." Even if it wasn't you, that's who I'm going to believe is you.