"Dolores, do you ever question the nature of your existence?"
"Nah, but I do question why these interview rooms are about 500 square feet each!"

A robot with the world's worst fake American accent.

Why thank you!

It's a shame she didn't pull a better script out of her vagina.

Jesus, this gets worse every week. I think Richard Price is an insanely overrated hack so I don't know why I'm surprised, but boy oh boy those courtroom scenes. Anyway, I've come with it this far, might as well stick it out to see if they go for the shocking "he's found not guilty but turns out he did it, and maybe…

It's not actually an island. They only call it that to confuse their enemies.

I was half-expecting someone to whip out some family tree diagrams, an easel and a pointer during the Bear Island scene. And……it appears I just upvoted my own comment. oops

So The Hound has been hanging out with Ian McShane for how long, a year (at least)? Lucky for us Ian neglected to tell him the story of how they met, tell him how he almost died 37 times, and ask him what motivated him NOT to die until tonight! Dear God what horrible writing.

The only thing Animal Collective is not overrated in is sucking.

The only thing The Waif is going to regret more than her dumb-ass nickname is teaching Arya how to fight in the dark.

I agree. Not enough moot.

At what point do the snow zombies say to the white walkers "Would you please MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND about which direction we are going??!!!"

Imagine this episode if Hodor's name was Blowmor.

So, the Many-Faced God exists to carry out the whims of jealous actresses?

Shallow post, not about the music: I saw them at Maxwell's in Hoboken right before they broke big, and I will never forget two utterances from people standing near me during the show. 1) Girl: "She's soooo pretty… "; and 2) Guy: "Schwing!" Both of which kind of supporting my opinion that Nina Persson ca 1996 may have…

I do have to say it somewhat lessens my tendency to think of this show as a masterpiece when no one involved in the production apparently knows how to spell "chieftain". That shit drives me crazy.

So next week is the massacre, then we wind down in Episode 10 with UFOs. I'll take it!

I noticed they re-edited the TV commercial to drop the part where the entire kitchen yells "YES, CHEF!!" in unison, because no doubt market research revealed the mass opinion that addressing someone with approximately the 75,000th most important job in the world with an honorific is fucking asinine.

The first time we see Sam and Gilly next season I want Gilly's kid to be played by an 18 year-old. "Hi Mom, Hi Sam!"(opens fridge, takes out a plate of fried chicken)

Those True Detective promos have "boy, this is going to really suck" written all over them. But if it airs right after that thing with The Rock it'll come off as a work of genius.