Umm, YOU CAN"T REDUCE ANYTHING WITH A MINIMUM VALUE OF 0 MORE THAN 100% and, in the case of a piece of music, if you DO reduce / slow it down 100% it means you stopped playing it. You can slow something down so it takes 1000% longer to play, which is probably what they are getting at in the article, but honestly…

This song is so much fun to play on guitar.

Caption for that photo: "They're totally about to kill me off, aren't they?"

I kinda like Roose, that suave SOB.

If you want to be distracted by MM, watch her star-making, lens-melting performance in "The Asphalt Jungle". Dear God.
And while I'm here, "Some Like It Hot" might be #1 on my list of most overrated movies of all time.

Who the fuck only eats four oysters?

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.

So, Gendry is rowing to the Iron Islands to pick up Theon's sister, then they're going to row back, swinging by to grab The Brotherhood Without Banners on the way. Things are gonna get real in Season 9.

The Brotherhood Without Screen Time.

I think I saw Layne Suicide Episode at CMJ.

Does your novel have the word "their" in every sentence?

Rutina Wesley is the main reason I never made it past Season 1 of True Blood (well, her and the fact that it stunk). A horrible, horrible actress. "MAAW-MUUUUHH!!"

The first time I saw Paradise Lost was in the back room of a bar in Hoboken where they used to show movies once a month or so. Bruce Sinofsky was there, and after the movie he answered questions and told behind-the-scenes stories for over an hour to an audience of maybe 25 people. Class act.

Ah, The A-Team premiere, back in the early days of the "let's drag the stars of a series that just happens to be on the same network as the game to the game and show them in the stands like normal folk, albeit normal folk in fucking great seats" gimmick, but before said gimmick was mastered by Fox (who can forget…

A) I made the Cosby-Hibbert connection from Day 1
B) This is the stupidest fucking article I have ever read

I was at the show 3 nights later in Providence! I'm old!

Hey, until Dick Clark horned in sometime in the late 70s, "New Year's Eve With Guy Lombardo" on CBS was the only game in town. I guess CBS figures they can cost on that for a few generations.

"NEWSROOM HO DOWN" would have been a good title for last week's episode. Thank you, I'll be here all week.

I was hoping at the end of the Tom T. Hall number, Will was going to yell "'Whipping Post'!" and the episode would conclude with 35 minutes of jamming.

Meanwhile, over on Stax, Side 1 of the Booker T & the MGs Christmas album (especially "Winter Wonderland" and "Silver Bells") is awesome. Side 2 has the religious songs and is a total snooze, likely because it would have been perceived as sacrilege to funk up Jesus back then.