If they were to do another subplot where Kurt tries to pass, then have him sing I Kissed A Girl, they would have the only entertaining version of that song in the History of McEver.

If Earl and Caroline started hooking up, I'd tune in on a regualr basis. You know they'd both be hella into it, too. Also, give Garrett Morris something to actually do on the show.

Marcus and Amani made a nine hour mistake by waiting in Amsterdam and managed to survive. I don't know if that's awesome or awful, but it sure exists. Seriously, how do you go from talkng about not being satisfied with middle-of-the-pack finishes to taking a "wait and see" attitude at the airport. Amazing Races are…

Yay for Speckles. That floppy-eared bastard had the heart of a champion. Next season, he and I are teaming up and running The Amazing Race.

Shot ski is the first time I've liked Cindy all season. That shit was awesome.

You think Ruxin knows shit about Thundercats?

SportsNation is where it's at these days, in large part because of my desire to court Michelle Beadle.

IF Barney screws things up with Nora? If? If?!?

Disagree. In my conversations with the outside world, Garden State is well-liked and can even be quoted without fear of taunting.

Probably not. If she did, there would slap deficit, and Lily won't authorize that. Most likely, there's either another bet coming up or Barney meets a girl who thinks duscks are sexy (great excuse for a Garfunkel and Oates guest shot).

Ann Perkins!

Someone else mentioned that teams don't drive themselves unless they're someplace with decent traffic laws (liability issue). Next week, Denmark!

Therapisted! (Shrinked? Shrunk? We'll figure it out.)

You're my hero and I will read your novel, good sir.

I don't worry too much about chronology issues on this show. Ted drinks a lot, so I figure Future Ted's memory might be bit sketchy. Also, I sometimes think that Barney is Ted's Fight-Club-style alter ego.

I grinned at Ted having a bug-out bag at the ready. As Irene approached, the only thing I had to do was double-check that everything was within its expiration dates. (I did replace the water filter on Thursday.) Night before was easily the best hook-up night in NYC in a while, between the storm-doubters and the…

That was me commenting on the boogieboarding sign. So… canceraids for Macklin, amirite?

The moment Justin mentioned coming out to his sister, you had to know they were done. When will racers learn that confessing personal matters is a ticket to doom?

Cindy's a pussy. She had to pass out in the shade after failing to run to the mat, even though Ernie was carrying her pack (in addition to his own). Combine that with burning the express pass when you're in second place, and I say she deserves failure.

I made absolutely no connection to that whatsover, seems kind of a stretch.