I've never killed a wife before, but I do have a couple in syndication.

Best joke of the night is the fact that Andy younger brother is Walter Jr. He's been a family disappoint from the womb, and for at ime less loved than someone who didn't exist yet.

I felt there was a larger air of Chekovian defeated inevitability at the porno more than the period. Is "Chekhov's porno" a thing yet? It should be a thing.

I've never heard of Sukkot before, but suddenly it's all over the place. It feels made up and falsely important, like some sort of Jewish Kwanzaa.

Until tonight, there had been nothing to establish where the show takes place and suddenly there are plenty of references to Chicago. As the kind of nerd that tends to notice such things, it was off-putting. I'd sorta thought they were in San Francisco. That being said, this is the least Chicago of any Chicago show…

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Nathaniel Hawthorne can go choke on a dick.

There might not be as many 12-year-old lesbians as you're hoping for.

Canada has laws now? That's kinda fucked up.

Patel?

NPH's boyfriend plays Lily's ex Scooter. Smulder's babydaddy is Blauman, one of the lawyers at GNB. It's all quite scandalous.

I was thinking that Beth probably killed someone in New Hampshire and Mr. Jaes paid for her to establish a new identity and go to med school.

And of course, we remember that Ted went as a hanging chad for Halloweens 2001 through 2005. Good to see he went off that bit.

Me try be good hard worker man, but refrigemator messy. So so messy.

I'm coming to realize that this show deeply hates its supporting male characters. While Wolowitz somewhat deserves his lot, due to his insistence on not growing up and treating women poorly; the handling of Raj is shameful. He's a nice guy, yet he's humiliated at every turn for no goddamn reason. From stripping naked…

2 Broke GIrls is essentially Of Mice and Men; but with Brooklyn instead of California, cupcakes instead of rabbits, and two boring women instead of migrant farmhands.

Is anyone in Coldplay even known for wearing a knit cap? A Google image search for Chris Martin turns up a picture of Jesus before it shows a knit cap.

Riot gear is not a toy.

Given that this is the season of adorkable and Of Mice and Men Brooklyn-redux, can we acknowledge that perhaps concept is overrated? The show had actors I enjoy laughing with and writing that I enjoyed laughing at. Y'all have been telling us that the point of a pilot is not whether the show itself is entertaining, but…

The audience games tonight were intriguing. We now know that there's less than a year before the return of Beercules. We can likely assume that Barney's wedding is more than a year from now. Since Saget's story tends to play out in time with the broadcast schedule (fall stories happening in the fall, plenty of fast…