If we take up a donation, perhaps she can be prevailed upon to keep him locked up in the broom closet.

Waning Diva Dina Lohan?

You're La Femme Nikita after dark, aren't you Melissa?

Don't pay any attention to him, Melissa. Lots of us really like smart chicks.

^Told you Steve would fall right into our trap.

They're fantasies, Doc. Limited only by one's imagination and depravity.

I think a Caruso Thomas Kincaid, no scratch that… a Clay Davis Thomas Kincaid who pops up, whips on his sunglasses, and says "CODPIECE…SHEEEEEIIIIIIT!" would be even more funnerer, Melissa.

"…cavorting with beautiful space-courtesans in the pleasure-domes of Porn Planet Beta" = "sitting on the basement john stroking it to Princess Leia dominatrix fantasies."

Tears of a Clown's Soul. Or Tears of a Clown's Shoes' Soul.

41. Think they're fooling the rest of us with their comb-overs.

@ Dr. Roboduck: Is that why the dinosaurs became extinct?

DIL-DOE-MAY-TRON or DIL-DOM-A-TRON?

She's neither, AWILMH. She's a precocious little girl playing a biker chick Bratz doll.

He's trying to talk Rick Schroeder into a remake of Silver Spoons. And he's also working on a screen play. Something about an order of albino monks who have to excommunicate a giant shark and prevent an army of ninja chitlins from taking over the Vatican.

And that young man grew up to be…a non-threatening cultural icon.

@Riff Randell: hmmm…you never struck me as the type who paid that much attention to ANTM. Please tell me that you don't spend time practicing that in front of your mirror. Please.

Do you feel all better now?

Ghengis Kahn yak fur hat. Chicks really dig them.

I hope you don't want to out-lack of personal hygiene him as well.

If your peyote is that eloquent, Rev, you really ought to be sharing with the rest of us.