In American measurements, please!

Here, puff! Here, puff!

Wait a minute…there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know!  This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit.  Enjoy your death trap, ladies.

They got this thing called a "fire drill".  They use it to drill a flaming hole in your head.

Yeah, not no more it ain't.

"Thank you, doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think "Lowenstein", "Lowenstein".
"My name is Zweig."
[whispering] "Lowenstein…"

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Chrome Dome

Worthy of a Borscht Belt comedian.

*Florida is the worst state in the Union. Everybody knows that.

It was captured on film by a camera crew making the upcoming Fox special "In Search of Bigfoot":
Hold it, Bob. We can see your wristwatch.

EVIL WOMEN IN HISTORY

Ohhhhhh, portrait! Sounds classy.

Your nerd powers are intimidating. The flag was probably purchased in the brief period in 1959 after Alaska became a state but before Hawai'i was granted statehood.

Hey, can you introduce me to Sasquatch. I like his style.
[crew member runs away]

All right, you're going to have to put some sugar on that celery or get out, ma'am.

I'm not surprised.

How does Marge know the flag has only 49 stars just from glancing at it.?

Damn mooching war widows.

But listen to the music. He's evil!

I find it hard to believe the old-timey bicyclist would sound like Charles Bronson.