When Aaron Hernandez goes to prison, he'll go from being a tight end to being a wide receiver.
*rimshot*

Funny, I just saw a movie called Severance where an American CEO of a weapons manufacturer accidentally blows down a passenger plane with his own product, all to the tune of Sousa.

So what is bottom? Us electing Jeb Bush in 2016 and then invading Iran? The last Bush invaded Iraq and we're still here, doing business as usual with Mr. Hope and Change okaying drone attacks in Pakistan that kill civilians and signing off on Orwellian NSA surveillance. I think we won't see Americans truly fighting…

Sorry Dikachu, but I think we're too far gone. The public's mostly nonchalant reaction to the NSA's gathering of all our communications all in the guise of our safety is very sad but predictable. Americans are far too comfortable in their relative prosperity to really enact any real change. Prosperity breeds compliant…

It really is Cruise's best performance, and his portrait of Kovic is not only tolerable (how many Cruise roles can accomplish that?) but you feel sympathy toward his plight.

They certainly had a hand in putting Reagan in the White House, but their parents were largely responsible for that. They did elect Bush Jr. to office twice though and most of the Tea Party consisted of Baby Boomers. But I can't think of a better skewering of them than George Carlin's brilliant rant against them.

Screenplays are not books, Mr. Sandler. And doesn't your agent read them anyway?

Now you won't get any cactus candy. Awww, that's mean. Grab a teensy piece.

Mel Brooks is Jewish!!?

And what follows is my favorite Homer scream of all time.

Not to mention all the men in that gay resort Smithers goes to on his vacation, the one where photos aren't allowed.

@Scrawler2:disqus You prefer room temperature water? You are a savage.

So is Karl like the gay version of the Hollywood Magical Negro? A homosexual Bagger Vance if you will. I mean he shows up unannounced, helps Homer (and kisses him), and then completely disappears forever.

Hey funboys, get a room.
*drives off playing Kraftwerk*

ID6: The Day After Tomorrow

But whatever you do, stay away from Abraham Hunter: Banker at Lincoln Savings & Loan. It's a snore.

I think Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Horse Fucker Hunter is the far better movie.

I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet.

Looks like we're experiencing a little blowback from the Wig Offensive.

"Why Not Let Dead Pets Vote?"