"Goooooooobye, Baby!"

Wouldn't locking up the homeless increase the size of gov't. Actually, since prisons are increasingly becoming privately-run for-profit enterprises I wouldn't be surprised if the homeless are locked up behind bars in the future.

Because you need me, Springfield.  Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.  That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city…

I got a kick out of Limbaugh (Barlow) as a moderator at the mayoral debate. Now imagine Sean Hannity or any of the other Republibots as moderators during the Obama-Romney debates.

And the vastly more deranged Michael Savage.

"Expressway Halt Rankles Elderly"

Based on an actual George H.W. Bush campaign ad released in '88 against Michael Dukakis. And hey, there's Richard Sakai escaping.

Oh my God…the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

For some reason, that old church in Prince of Darkness really resonated with me. I guess I love old creepy lonely places. So when I looked it up on Street View I was really happy it was still there. I think it's a performing arts center now.

Slim pickings for me. I have visited the arcade-water slide park where Ralph Macchio kisses Elisabeth Shue in The Karate Kid and Johnie's Broiler in Downey, CA where many movies like Heat where filmed but where some dipshit razed it to the ground some years ago. It has been completely rebuilt as a Bob's Big Boy.

Keanu and the Busasaurus?

"That man sure has a hard-on for this bus."

I'm Johnnyy Utahhhh!!!

I hope they put his hatless butt in jail.

"There's two guys fighting at the Aquarium, Chief."
"Do they still sell those frozen bananas?"
"I think so."
"Let's roll."

"Release the dogs."
"Gee they look pretty mad."
"Yeah I've been staving them, teasing them, singing off key. Me may mah mo, me mo ma me."

Ku Klux Klam sounds like something Paula Deen might cook up.

Giant mouses are known for their positive stance on Obamacare.

Giant mouses are known for their positive stance on Obamacare.

My favorite part about this episode is the company man who keeps showing up to correct the family about the theme park. It's a great running gag.