I was surrounded by pimps, rapists and murderers. It was like being in the stands of an LA [Oakland] Raiders game.

I MUST. KILL. THE QUEEN. I MUST. KILL. THE QUEEN.

If you fold a $20 bill a certain way, it looks like the WTC is blowing up. We're through the looking glass people here, people.

In God's America, there must be consequences to licking a woman's pussy.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Or Jenny McCarthy, who is a different brand of crazy.

The e at the end of incapable just wants to get blown.

Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, but I sent you Ben Gay.

Dana Plato might be the reason I find women with freckled faces hot.

Jasmine is a Victorian schoolmarm compared to Jessica Rabbit.

Sometimes a meerkat is just a meerkat.

Oh my God, I was wrong. It was Earf all along.

@avclub-997c221538094d134659141cf61d51e3:disqus Erin Brockovich does have a gigantic sense of entitlement, doesn't she? I failed to realize it until I read this article on Ruthless Reviews:

He has some California City lots to sell, by whatever means necessary.

I'm gonna watch this too. I like my homosexuals FAL-LAMING!

Criss Angel!

I'm not a state [referring to Florida]. I'm a monster.

Webster's dictionary defines excellence as "the state or condition of being excellent."

Oh, good.  Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back! He has to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!

"Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better."
"Take another bath in malt liquor?"

All right, Simpson!  You were warned about teasing the box.