"I have nothing to offer you but my love."
"I specifically said, no geeks!"
"But my mom says I'm cool."

My secret shame.

Siskel & Ebert: The Movie

Siskel & Ebert play a video game:

I think we should all commend @avclub-2bab7d26a8e7d46e1eba729f2a60a4c4:disqus for being a contrarian and refusing to worship at the altar of Ebert. You sir are the bravest hero in American history.

I remember seeing that. IIRC, I think he said that all drugs should be legalized, and Maher, being the dickwad he usually is, shruged him off.

I love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard!

Yesterday's newswire article said he was prepping another edition of Great Movies. Maybe it was finished before he passed on. I wonder which movie will it be. He could of continued Great Movies until the end of time, since there so many great films yet to be written about.

I love this quote from his review of Monsters, Inc.:

Most people who play video games don't consider them art either. Why is it such a shock that a man born in 1942 would consider video games artless. If Ebert needs to be scolded for anything, it should be for praising Crash as the best movie of 2005.

I let out an audible "Oh shit!" I was not expecting this at all. Why God, why? Why couldn't you take Michael Medved instead. Or at least Richard Roeper, whose favorite movie of all time is Ferris Bueller.

Patch Adams - "I wanted to spray the screen with Lysol."

I hope you're happy, Vincent Gallo!

No, but his last review was a Stephanie Meyer adaptation.

Jack Reacher because he has the power of the Reacharound.

He gets a lifetime pass from me just from Bronson alone. Why don't you like Refn?

But will you have Duke NCAA games playing in your house?

She was aspen for it.

Well yeah, what's a dick fir anyways?

Franco said that was his favorite scene.