All I have is one question. Is there some tree rape?

^^"The Best in Tar Entertainment." -Time Magazine

When you come to LA, come visit the magnificent The Tar Pit Tar Pits.

Speaking of Easter, a lot of conservatives have their panties in a bunch right now because Google put Cesar Chavez in their daily doodle instead of decorated eggs or a bunny. Good look attracting Hispanics to the gop party, you whiny fuckers.

Hands: The Hands of Fate

Favorite Presentation of a Film's Title: Without a doubt, John Carpenter's The Thing.

The Warriors

In this episode's commentary, Swartzwelder was called both a "fascist" and an "anarchist" as well as a political conservative. It would have been great if Swartzwelder attended some of these commentaries just to hear what makes him tick.

Are you serious?

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus , I agree with you in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

Nobody under 40 listens to terrestrial radio anymore.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY 1985

"Terrapin. What's that?"
"You know what a turtle is."
"Of course."
"Same thing."

Cut to the end of the episode, where it seems Stampy has killed one of the other elephants.

Wasn't Kent Brockman based in part on Jerry Dunphy? But Brockman's eyes have a resemblance to Fishman's.

Man: Well, sir, I'll be honest with you: I need a large African
elephant and I need it today. But I'm afraid this just isn't
what I'm looking for.
Homer: What do you mean? It's an elephant, isn't it?
Man: Well, it is, and it isn't. If you understand what I mean.
Homer: [pause]
[happily] He likes…

I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I'll reach in and pull my legs out. Now I'll pull my arms out with my face.

(gets trampled by the elephant)

Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.

"Hey, they're playing the elephant song."
I love that. Reminds me of elephants."