Don't praise the machine!

In a blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, when Ahnuld sends Bill Duke flying into another motel room, there's a guy there in the bed getting rammed in the ass by a woman wearing a strap-on. Good times.

I can't believe this macho bullshit.

You were very fortunate that that airport runway was surrounded by a marsh.

Ha, ha. I immediately thought of Bob Hoskins.

Like Tommy Lee Jones in that movie, I still don't know what hinky means. Is it Midwestern slang? I don't want you movie critics using words that have no meaning. I'm taking the stairs and walking.

It's not creepy, it's sacrilicious.

He's the Latin Alan Rickman.

I'll take mine without cream.

@avclub-e46fa50c967edb3d8391cc2fa53f6c6f:disqus People from Phoenix are called Phoenicians.

Some of the worst people I've ever met were devout Christians. All Christians, but evangelicals especially, believe the most important task for a Christian is to follow Christ. According to them, committing good deeds without following Christ will only get you a one-way ticket to Hell. Being a good person is not…

Father: This is the body of Christ.
*puts communion wafer in mouth*
Me: Mmmmm, sacrilicious.

@K.Thrace  Maybe she went to Oral Roberts.

Adam Sandler: The Man With the Golden Anus

@avclub-cd3625144831df8821a27bcf76c5e653:disqus You should have bought some pupusas for those wretched souls. Pupusas are awesome.

Atlas Shrugged III: The Search for Bucks

2. Opening shot of Jackie Brown directly lifted from opening shot of The Graduate.

Yeah, most guys' castaway fantasies involve being marooned on a desert island with a hot girl and having lots and lots of sex with them.

Ceiling Waffle is the one and true God.

I recently saw Deadfall, with Eric Bana, and he cauterizes a severed finger wound on a searing snowmobile motor. Probably the best part of that movie.