I've got a confession to make. Nothing But Trouble was also a childhood favorite of mine. If I had watched as an adult, I would have most likely dismissed it entirely. But I gotta hand it to Aykroyd. He's got quite an imagination on him. I also think Tupac Shakur's film debut here was an omen to his premature demise.

I guess Fred Williamson is supposed to represent Barack Obama, or something.

I hope they are too. They will be known henceforth as Navin.

Brooklyn's Finest was a pretty bad imitation of a Sidney Lumet NY dirty cop movie.

90% of Canadians are camped out within 100 miles of our border.

Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States.

The improbability of an attack by Iran won't stop the fox news pinheads from beating the drums of war when the next Republican administration decides that it wants to invade that country.

It's true. This man has no dick.

*squints at NK terrorist, who is on the ground bleeding and screaming in agony*
Eastwood: Udon?
*blows him away*

Ben Affleck has shown us the way.

Uhhhh, not bad. In fact, its hundreds of times better than seeing Lena Dunham naked in a bathroom stall eating a birthday cake.

NBC = Nothing But Cunts

*middle America laughs uproariously*

Let me know if you need any help. I can bring six other guys if you like.

Hansel & Gretel II: The Wrath of Coulter

@avclub-cd1db6bdaab0f94ac28022bf20b6d1a6:disqus Let's call what it is, a terrorist fist jab.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've been saying this for years. Even archconservatives could get behind this. Think about it. Why would you want the big bad guv'mint to snoop around on your God-ordained union. And when you get married to another person, you are…

I like Arby's. Jamocha shakes. Yeah!

bow, bow, bow
Damn straight.

The original US is Team Emmerich/Devlin's crowning achievement, which, I know, is not saying much.