If you haven't enrolled in a gym, please don't. Gym memberships are a huge waste of time and money. Jog/bike instead, or join the YMCA, which is way cheaper than a gym membership. Good luck on that book.

Jasper should have become Frostillicus instead.

Evil Women in History, from Jezebel to Janet Reno.

Find your soulmate Homer.

So Homer really did say "Nassau" in place of NASA when he made the phone call? I thought my ears deceived me when I recently rewatched the episode.

Oh my God, I've been beating off to the……Connie Chung Christmas.

You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The
entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later…"
And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy
if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to
let…

"Permission to sedate cargo ahead of schedule."
"Permission denied."

There was a huge blunder right before Burns introduces the inamimate carbon rod. While Lenny, Carl and Homer are talking the background characters just stand there with their mouths agape. I hope someone got fired for it.

The Married With Children live studio audience actually did laugh uproariously every time Al flushed a toilet. Or slipped his hand inside his pants.

I also kind of teared up during the childbirth scene (shhh, don't tell anyone). Great scene. Oddly, that whole scene felt like the best representation of a video game shoot 'em up ever captured on film.

1. Fuck no.

Anne Hathaway continues to look like a prepubescent boy but I do loves me some Anna Kendrick.

The grass in my lawn is already drying up. What I wouldn't give for some rain. A thunderstorm would be nice.

Aieeee, Scungilli: The latest Hollywood romcom about an American spoiled brat who goes to Italy to spend her inheritance and sleep with Italian guys but falls in love with a 40 year old squid fisherman who lives with his mother. Problems ensue when this Apatowian wop man-child refuses to leave the comforts provided…

Is there any other kind?

Brevity is…wit

"Now that old man Petersen is off our backs let's have some fun."

I was born in '79. History's greatest monster was in the White House, and Groening was probably still living in Portland.

Actually I love the whole reference to Big. All the shoppers crowd around expecting a Loggia-Hanksian performance but instead get the dreadful musical stylings of Homer destroying the keyboard.